Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene

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  • Rachel Bilson

  • Actor
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  • Jake Szymanski

  • Director
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  • Adam Scott

  • Actor
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  • Funny Or Die

  • Uploader
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  • McG

  • Actor
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  • christiansprenger

  • Cinematographer
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  • Shauna O'Toole

  • Make Up Artist
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  • TLopezCepero

  • Gaffer
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  • BoTown Sound

  • Sound

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[INTERPOSING CREW VOICES]

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MCG: ALL RIGHT, CLEAR THE AUDIENCE. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SCENE.

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MCG: ALL RIGHT GUYS. IT'S THE EMOTIONAL CRUX OF THE PICTURE, OKAY?

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ADAM YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

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THERE'S A BEAT AND THEN, RACHEL, YOU TAKE OFF YOURS.

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THEN WE SIMPLY DO THE LOVE SCENE.

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I'M FUCKING PSYCHED. I'M PSYCHED.

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ADAM: THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING AWESOME. I'M PSYCHED.

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CAN I TALK TO YOU ALONE, FOR A SEC?

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HOLD ON A SECOND, MY MAN.

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I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING THE NUDITY.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S AN ART FILM.

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AT EVERY POINT, AN ACTRESS DOES THIS.

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NO.

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GOD DAMMIT BILSON. I FUCKING HATE YOUR ASS.

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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

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I'M GONNA MAKE IT WORK WITH A BODY DOUBLE. ALL RIGHT?

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I'LL CUT IT TOGETHER TIGHTLY AND ELEGANTLY.

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I'M GOING TO RUIN THE SCENE.

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I'M GOING TO CUT IT TOGETHER VERY TASTEFULLY. ALL RIGHT?

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OKAY.

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LET'S GO. LET'S SHOOT. EVERYBODY, HERE WE GO.

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WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET GOING.

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YOU CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE. IT'S POURING.

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WELL, SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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I DON'T WANT TONIGHT TO END.

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YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.

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DOES THAT TICKLE

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YEAH.

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GOOD.

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BOOP.

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BOOP.

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IS THAT A LITTLE SCAR?

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I USED TO HAVE A NAVEL RING. SOMETIMES, IT STILL HURTS.

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I'M GONNA MAKE IT FEEL BETTER.

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YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY.

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I WANT YOU.

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TAKE ME.

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OH YEAH!

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FUCK!

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I'M GOING TO GO FAST NOW.

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GIDDY UP.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

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ISN'T THIS FANTASTIC?

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MORNING.

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HEY YOU.

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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

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SCRAMBLED.