NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones present a solution to the global economic crisis.
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Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones are shown in a close-up of their
faces. The image is in black and white. They have very serious
expressions on their faces, as though they intend to discuss important
matters.
Natalie Portman: The global financial crisis is affecting all of us.
Rashida Jones: The panic on Wall Street has now reached Main Street.
Natalie Portman: There doesn’t seem to be a clear answer.
Rashida Jones: And the worst may be yet to come.
Natalie Portman: After careful consideration, Rashida and I have determined the best course of action.
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones look at each other and shout at the same time.
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones: Puppies!
They seem to fall backwards and the image cuts from black and white into a very bright color image. They are lying on a bed with several puppies. They puppies jump and play around them. Some of the puppies wander and explore the bed. Portman and Jones hold and pet the puppies, occasionally holding one up for display to the camera. They sit back up and the image cuts from color and returns to a black and white close-up shot.
Rashida Jones: So how about it, America?
Natalie Portman: Puppies.
The shot goes black and a lone puppy bark is heard.
Natalie Portman: The global financial crisis is affecting all of us.
Rashida Jones: The panic on Wall Street has now reached Main Street.
Natalie Portman: There doesn’t seem to be a clear answer.
Rashida Jones: And the worst may be yet to come.
Natalie Portman: After careful consideration, Rashida and I have determined the best course of action.
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones look at each other and shout at the same time.
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones: Puppies!
They seem to fall backwards and the image cuts from black and white into a very bright color image. They are lying on a bed with several puppies. They puppies jump and play around them. Some of the puppies wander and explore the bed. Portman and Jones hold and pet the puppies, occasionally holding one up for display to the camera. They sit back up and the image cuts from color and returns to a black and white close-up shot.
Rashida Jones: So how about it, America?
Natalie Portman: Puppies.
The shot goes black and a lone puppy bark is heard.
Credits: starring Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones. Adorable puppies provided by PuppyLandLA.com
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274 comments
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natalie p's new flick looks pretty intense ... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/080d3a6e8f/brothers-movie-trailer
if i see any more videos about puppies or cats i'm gonna puke and then treat the nausea w/ some weed
What's with this livernet eejit?
one million hits because they are whores
This is why you should get drunk alone
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/568f4a3076/dickface-don-t-pass-out-first-at-a-party
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b826b1478e/skoobtv-the-has-been-clinic
I wish I was a puppy
nice video. niiiice video, natalie.