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In an alternate universe run by household appliances, this is the blockbuster movie of the summer!
Published July 26, 2012 99 views More Info »
A great fan once told me:
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself replaced by an air conditioner.
I send a chill down the spine of crime.
I oscillate in the face of danger.
I am the hero a hot day deserves.
I am… The Batfan.
Life wasn’t always a breeze.
My parents powered down when I was a child.
The memories… they haunt me to this day.
That show was fan-tastic, wasn’t it dear?
Quite right.
Stick ‘em up!
[Gasp]
What’s going on Papa?
Everything’s OK Bruce. We’re just being mugged.
Just shut up and hand over the cash!
Ok, Ok. Just stay cool.
Don’t tell me what temperature to be!
[Gunshot]
Mamma! Papa! No!
Bruce. Bruce. Why do we fall Bruce?
Why?
Because someone pushed us over.
And just like that, I was an or-fan.
Powered by revenge, I trained to fight crime under the guidance of the great Ra’s al Ceiling Fan.
I shed the past.
Forged a new identitity
Left the lap of luxury and faced into the shadows to become…
The Batfan.
A gust of justice….
…blowing away the stench of crime…
…one mug at a time.
But this city is being singed by a new evil
Someone who just wants to see the world crumble and burn
He calls himself….
The Toaster.
Why so cereal?
When you’re gonna be toast!
I have a family
[Maniacal Laugh]
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