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Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis have a moderated debate with three children.
Published August 06, 2012 3.9m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director - Rob Cohen
Starring - Will Farrell and Zach Galifinakis
Host - Brian Huskey
Kids - Michalea Dean, Colin Dean, Lukas Martin
Producer - Betsy Koch
Writer - Rob Cohen
Director of Photography - Kevin Atkinson
Editor - Scott Gairdner
1st AD - Matt Mazany
2nd AD - Caitlin Smith
Camera Operators - Chris Bessounian, Jay Guffey, Joel David Stout
Camera Assistant - Larkin Donley
DIT - Brian Lane
Gaffer - Corrin Hodgeson
Key Grip - Mike Asinger
Production Designer - Martin Vallejo
Art Director - John Robertson
Set Dec/Props - Candy Lopez
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely
Makeup - Sally Wang
Sound - BoTown Sound
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter
Additional Mixer - Fredrik Wahsedt
Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Set Teacher - Amy Lavker
PA - Luis Sanchez, Ross Buran, Becca Scheuer, Anthony Knassas
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Published August 06, 2012

(theme music)
Ted: Hello and welcome
to The Debate-lethes.
Where the best of our local
students gather to debate
a variety of topics and all
out academics [slug] test.
I'm your host, Ted Farkas.
Courtesy of the Hammond School District.
We're fortunate to have the debate
team from Shelby Elementary School
joining us, why don't
you introduce yourselves?
Todd: I'm Todd.
Phillip: I'm Phillip.
Jocelyn: I'm Jocelyn.
Ted: Just terrific, and
in a special surprise
from the new movie, The Campaign,
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis.
Will: Thank you, Janice.
Ted: It's Ted Farkas.
Will: Ted Fartass.
Ted: Great, tonight since
we have our special guest
from the movie where we all thought
would spice things up a bit.
So tonight's topic is At The Movies.
Question 1, name any film that was
nominated for an Academy Award?
(buzz)
Todd.
Todd: Exorcist.
Ted: Phillip.
Phillip: Kung Fu Panda.
Ted: Jocelyn.
Jocelyn: Hugo.
Ted: Excellent answers,
that's one point for Shelby.
Will, Zach what's your answer?
(clock ticking)
Ted: Take your time.
(clock ticking)
Ted: Not too long though.
We do need an answer.
Will: What is an Oscar?
Ted: No, perhaps you didn't
understand the question.
Zach: What is the Falkland Islands?
Ted: No, that's a location.
Zach: What's eating Nicki Minaj?
Ted: From now on just one
answer each of us, thank you.
Moving on.
Name any films with multiple sequels.
Ted: Jocelyn.
Jocelyn: Harry Potter.
Ted: Phillip.
Phillip: Cars.
Ted: And Todd.
Todd: Spiderman.
Ted: Another point for Shelby.
Will: Spiderman.
Ted: I believe that was already given.
We'd ask you gentlemen to pay attention.
Will: Pretty interesting from a
guy named Ted Fartass, you know.
(laughing)
Ted: That's not my name.
Ted: I'm not -
Will: What is the picture of my balls?
Ted: Okay, there's no need to
- don't get a shot of that.
Don't show the balls shot,
kids those are actually fruit.
Will: They're fruit all right.
Will: It's the ladies favorite.
It comes in season all year long.
Ted: Moving on, name any animated
film from the company Pixar.
Phillip: Toy Story.
Ted: A point for Shelby.
Zach: Phil didn't push his
buzzer, and you gave him a point.
That smart ass attitude's not
going to get you into college.
Ted: Phillip, you don't need to
stare at those bad men, okay?
That's not how people should behave.
(Zach blowing to the mic)
Anyone else?
(buzz)
Will Ferrell.
Will: The Campaign.
Ted: Not by Pixar. You
should know that, you're -
Will: Oh Pixar movies.
Ted: Yes.
Zach: Schindler's List.
Ted: No.
Will: How about that movie?
Ted: What are you doing?
Will that make The Campaign a Pixar
movie, that's giving us a point?
I know you don't make a lot of
that teacher salary of yours.
Ted: Can we give them a point?
Ted: Judges are saying no.
Will: All right.
Ted: How much money was that?
Will: $30,000.
Let's just go to a clip of The Campaign.
Ted: No, we're not
really setup to do that.
Will: Yeah, let's just go ahead and roll.
Zach: Yeah we are, watch this. Watch this.
Ted: I was -
Male: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner.
She sucks, she blows and
gets laid in the closet.
Male: You should take
a bath in the toilet.
I just want you to debate.
Male: No, now I'd go.
Ted: No, gentlemen, gentlemen.
This is not the forum for self-promotion.
I don't even know how you
got that clip in here.
Zach: Laugh.
Mr. Galifiana-
Will: Give her some money.
Ted: No, don't take that money.
Jocelyn please do not take that, Jocelyn!
Zach: Laugh.
Ted: Jocelyn, you're better than that.
Ted: That's not what academics is about.
The reward of academics
is knowledge, not money.
Will: Let's get this party started.
Ted: Mr. Ferrell, please
put the bottle down.
You are in front of children.
What is the example you're
setting for these kids?
(Will blowing to the mic)
Ted: Why are we even continuing?
It's cable access, we can
stop at any time! Right?
Zach: Shut your mouth, Fartass.
(theme music)

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