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Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis have a moderated debate with three children.
Published August 06, 2012 2.8m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director - Rob Cohen
Starring - Will Farrell and Zach Galifinakis
Host - Brian Huskey
Kids - Michalea Dean, Colin Dean, Lukas Martin
Producer - Betsy Koch
Writer - Rob Cohen
Director of Photography - Kevin Atkinson
Editor - Scott Gairdner
1st AD - Matt Mazany
2nd AD - Caitlin Smith
Camera Operators - Chris Bessounian, Jay Guffey, Joel David Stout
Camera Assistant - Larkin Donley
DIT - Brian Lane
Gaffer - Corrin Hodgeson
Key Grip - Mike Asinger
Production Designer - Martin Vallejo
Art Director - John Robertson
Set Dec/Props - Candy Lopez
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely
Makeup - Sally Wang
Sound - BoTown Sound
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter
Additional Mixer - Fredrik Wahsedt
Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Set Teacher - Amy Lavker
PA - Luis Sanchez, Ross Buran, Becca Scheuer, Anthony Knassas
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Published August 06, 2012

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(theme music)

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Ted: Hello and welcome
to The Debate-lethes.

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Where the best of our local
students gather to debate

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a variety of topics and all
out academics [slug] test.

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I'm your host, Ted Farkas.

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Courtesy of the Hammond School District.

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We're fortunate to have the debate
team from Shelby Elementary School

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joining us, why don't
you introduce yourselves?

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Todd: I'm Todd.

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Phillip: I'm Phillip.

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Jocelyn: I'm Jocelyn.

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Ted: Just terrific, and
in a special surprise

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from the new movie, The Campaign,
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis.

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Will: Thank you, Janice.

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Ted: It's Ted Farkas.

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Will: Ted Fartass.

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Ted: Great, tonight since
we have our special guest

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from the movie where we all thought
would spice things up a bit.

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So tonight's topic is At The Movies.

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Question 1, name any film that was
nominated for an Academy Award?

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(buzz)
Todd.

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Todd: Exorcist.

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Ted: Phillip.

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Phillip: Kung Fu Panda.

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Ted: Jocelyn.

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Jocelyn: Hugo.

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Ted: Excellent answers,
that's one point for Shelby.

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Will, Zach what's your answer?

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(clock ticking)

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Ted: Take your time.

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(clock ticking)

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Ted: Not too long though.

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We do need an answer.

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Will: What is an Oscar?

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Ted: No, perhaps you didn't
understand the question.

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Zach: What is the Falkland Islands?

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Ted: No, that's a location.

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Zach: What's eating Nicki Minaj?

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Ted: From now on just one
answer each of us, thank you.

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Moving on.

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Name any films with multiple sequels.

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Ted: Jocelyn.

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Jocelyn: Harry Potter.

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Ted: Phillip.

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Phillip: Cars.

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Ted: And Todd.

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Todd: Spiderman.

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Ted: Another point for Shelby.

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Will: Spiderman.

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Ted: I believe that was already given.

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We'd ask you gentlemen to pay attention.

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Will: Pretty interesting from a
guy named Ted Fartass, you know.

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(laughing)

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Ted: That's not my name.

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Ted: I'm not -

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Will: What is the picture of my balls?

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Ted: Okay, there's no need to
- don't get a shot of that.

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Don't show the balls shot,
kids those are actually fruit.

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Will: They're fruit all right.

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Will: It's the ladies favorite.
It comes in season all year long.

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Ted: Moving on, name any animated
film from the company Pixar.

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Phillip: Toy Story.

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Ted: A point for Shelby.

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Zach: Phil didn't push his
buzzer, and you gave him a point.

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That smart ass attitude's not
going to get you into college.

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Ted: Phillip, you don't need to
stare at those bad men, okay?

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That's not how people should behave.

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(Zach blowing to the mic)

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Anyone else?

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(buzz)
Will Ferrell.

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Will: The Campaign.

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Ted: Not by Pixar. You
should know that, you're -

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Will: Oh Pixar movies.

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Ted: Yes.

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Zach: Schindler's List.

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Ted: No.

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Will: How about that movie?

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Ted: What are you doing?

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Will that make The Campaign a Pixar
movie, that's giving us a point?

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I know you don't make a lot of
that teacher salary of yours.

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Ted: Can we give them a point?

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Ted: Judges are saying no.

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Will: All right.

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Ted: How much money was that?

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Will: $30,000.

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Let's just go to a clip of The Campaign.

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Ted: No, we're not
really setup to do that.

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Will: Yeah, let's just go ahead and roll.

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Zach: Yeah we are, watch this. Watch this.

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Ted: I was -

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Male: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner.

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She sucks, she blows and
gets laid in the closet.

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Male: You should take
a bath in the toilet.

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I just want you to debate.

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Male: No, now I'd go.

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Ted: No, gentlemen, gentlemen.

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This is not the forum for self-promotion.

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I don't even know how you
got that clip in here.

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Zach: Laugh.

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Mr. Galifiana-

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Will: Give her some money.

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Ted: No, don't take that money.

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Jocelyn please do not take that, Jocelyn!

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Zach: Laugh.

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Ted: Jocelyn, you're better than that.

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Ted: That's not what academics is about.

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The reward of academics
is knowledge, not money.

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Will: Let's get this party started.

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Ted: Mr. Ferrell, please
put the bottle down.

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You are in front of children.

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What is the example you're
setting for these kids?

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(Will blowing to the mic)

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Ted: Why are we even continuing?

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It's cable access, we can
stop at any time! Right?

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Zach: Shut your mouth, Fartass.

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(theme music)

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