Ryan Gosling can act from like here to all the way over there.
Published March 19, 2013 690k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer/Director - Charles Ingram
Writer/Actor - Nick Corirossi
Producer - Jason Carden
Featuring: Josh Fadem & Deborah S. Craig
DP - Brian Lane
Gaffer - Kevin Stewart
PA - Matt Mosher
Art - Ellie Del Campo
Art - Candy Lopez
Hair/MU - Ashley Ann Harris
Animal Wrangler - Jessie Danielson
Miniature Horse - Jack Black

[music]
Nick Corirossi: Howdy partner. It's your
friend, Hopalong Ryan Gosling.
Nick Corirossi: Welcome to uh, Ryan
Gosling's acting range.
Nick Corirossi: Look at all this
range right here.
[music]
Nick Corirossi: Here at Ryan Gosling's
acting range, you come
Nick Corirossi: out and play all sorts
of fellas from
Nick Corirossi: gangster squadders,
to boxers, to drivers, to
Nick Corirossi: driving boxers,
Nick Corirossi: guys from Brooklyn,
guys from New York,
Nick Corirossi: guys from Williamsburg,
Nick Corirossi: from uptown,
Nick Corirossi: downtown,
Nick Corirossi: anyone from New York,
Nick Corirossi: and hipster boys.
[whip cracking]
[music]
Nick Corirossi: At Ryan Gosling's Acting range
we do a lot of business,
Nick Corirossi: not money business,
actor business.
Nick Corirossi: Like my table of
business here.
Nick Corirossi: Just make sure nothing's going
on around here, and
Nick Corirossi: everything's going
on around here.
Josh Fadem: Thanks to the Gos' acting
range, I can do anything
Josh Fadem: from playing a New York
policeman in the 1930s to
Josh Fadem: a New York Policeman
in the 1990s.
Nick Corirossi: These are props that
we can hide behind.
[music]
Nick Corirossi: [inaudible] and no
business at all.
[music]
Nick Corirossi: We'll also teach you how to do
some simple girl charmin' business.
Nick Corirossi: Excuse me ma'am.
Deborah S. Craig: Huh?
Nick Corirossi: I'd very much like to
take you home tonight.
Deborah S. Craig: Okay.
Nick Corirossi: And fuck you.
Deborah S. Craig: Okay.
[gibberish]
Deborah S. Craig: What?
Nick Corirossi: I'm a driver,
not a daddy.
Nick Corirossi: I never had
a daddy.
Deborah S. Craig: What?
Nick Corirossi: [inaudible]
[music]
Nick Corirossi: Hey little boy. Come here.
Nick Corirossi: [inaudible] do you
want a toothpick?
No.
[music]
Nick Corirossi: Everybody got to pick
their teeth with something.
Nick Corirossi: Yee Haw. Get along
little dogies.
Nick Corirossi: So come see for
yourself, just how
Nick Corirossi: big Ryan Gosling's acting
rang really is,
Nick Corirossi: and quick, because the
more successful I get
Nick Corirossi: the smaller my
range becomes.
[whip cracking]

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