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Sarah Silverman sits down with LOST executive producers Carlton Cuse & Damon Lindelof... more »
Published May 18, 2010 240k views More Info »
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Starring Sarah Silverman, Carlton Cuse, & Damon Lindelof
Directed by Scott Aukerman
Written by Scott Aukerman, Jon Schroeder, & Sarah Silverman
Produced by Christin Trogan
Edited by Danny Jelinek
Camera Operators: Dustin Bowser and Brian Lane
Sound: BoTown Sound
Makeup: Shauna O'Toole
Wardrobe: Janicza Bravo
Production Design by Rachael Ferrara and Alexi Gomez
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Published May 18, 2010
The video opens with still shot of Sarah Silverman and the text SIZZLE ALERT.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): Welcome to Sizzle Alert. I'm your host Sarah Silverman and today...



The shot cuts to Sarah Silverman. A caption reads SARAH SILVERMAN HOST.



Sarah Silverman: ...I'm here with the executive producers of Lost.



Clips from Lost are shown.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): Lost, the immensely popular TV show, is
coming to an end this Sunday after six unforgettable seasons.



The shot cuts to Sarah Silverman showing Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof around an office.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): After giving them a tour of the Sizzle
Alert Offices, I got a heaping plate of behind the scenes dish from
executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.



The shot cuts to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.



Sarah Silverman: So you have the big Lost finally coming up.



Carlton Cuse: Finale.



Sarah Silverman: Yes. Finale. Sorry, Frasier. I couldn't help but notice
that you're both huge fucking nerds. Do you think that helped inform
the writing of the show?



Carlton Cuse: Hugely, actually. I think our nerd status was kind of essential to...



Sarah Silverman: I'm so bored right now.



Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof give Sarah Silverman flat stares. The
shot cuts to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof
around the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): What wasn't boring was the tour I gave them
of our Sizzle Alert offices. We talked about the show's sound design.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.



Sarah Silverman: Sound design plays such an important character on the
show, if you will, and we were lucky enough to get our hands on some of
the early sound prototypes for what are now, basically, iconic sound
effects.



A series of clips from Lost are played with simplistic and ridiculous
sound effects. The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton
Cuse and Damon Lindelof around the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): On a tour of our Sizzle Alert offices, I got the inside scoop on how they plan to end the show.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.



Carlton Cuse: We'd a hundred and twenty one hours of the show and we're going to get to end it on our own terms.



Sarah Silverman: My show was canceled.



Carlton Cuse: Oh, well, I'm sorry. That wasn't...



Sarah Silverman: You're sorry. Are you sorry?



The shot cuts to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof through the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): Now, friends forever, Dede, Carlton and I
walked through their favorite hallway at the Sizzle Alert offices. The
shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon
Lindelof.



Sarah Silverman: I think Lost is a lot about religion.



Damon Lindelof nods affirmatively.



Sarah Silverman: Lost, in its own way, is a religion in that people that
follow religion tend to be dolts or queers and dumb, I guess.



Carlton Cuse: That's not really how we see it. We embrace religion.



Sarah Silverman: That was a little more of a comment than a question.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof through the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): While jazzing around the Sizzle Alert
offices, I got to tell my new friends, Damon and Carlton, just a what a
fan I am of the show.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.



Sarah Silverman: You know how you have that stream, that tunnel of light that needs protecting?



Damon Lindelof: Right. Mmm-hmmm.



Sarah Silverman: Well, I was thinking that maybe you guys could protect this.



Sarah Silverman stands up, turns around and pulls down her pants. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof are bathed in “light.”



Damon Lindelof: Wow! (he begins clapping) Yay!



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof through the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): While moodling through the hallways of the
sizzle alert offices, I had the chance to ask them just where they draw
their inspiration from.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman sitting with Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.



Sarah Silverman: Where do you come up with these ideas? Is there a little a little smoke monster's action in the writers room.



Sarah Silverman mimes smoking a joint.



Carlton Cuse: Oh, that's...



Carton Cuse touches his nose.



Sarah Silverman: What's that?



Sarah Silverman touches her own nose.



Sarah Silverman: What was that?



The shot cuts to Sarah Silverman leading Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof through the Sizzle Alert offices.



Sarah Silverman (voiceover): On a lengthy friendship walk through the
Sizzle Alert offices, we realized it's not always so easy saying
goodbye.



The shot cuts back to Sarah Silverman, now standing, while Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof sit.



Sarah Silverman: Where are we? I'm sorry. I'm totally lost.



Damon Lindelof: It seems very disoriented.



Carlton Cuse: Yeah, it doesn't really seem like this is going anyplace. I
mean, you've just been asking us a bunch of sort of random questions
that seem like they're completely improvised...



Damon Lindelof: All over the place.



Carlton Cuse: Are they leading somewhere.



Damon Lindelof: Where? Or is it just kind of a big clusterfuck?



Sarah Silverman: I was clusterfucked in junior high.



The shot cuts to the word: LOST
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