Roommates...I mean, Roomies

Description: This guy, he's a jerk, and then, he does some really uncool stuff, like, not very cool at all, and, OH! there's this other guy too, and he's all "This guy is a jerk and stuff," and uh, stuff, and then they fight or some shit and, or NO NO WAIT, first he's like making out with this chick and he's like "Oh no!' because the other dude is MASTURBATING and it's like "No you did not!" Priceless.