I'LL BE WATCHING YOU - Ben Sheehan

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Ben Sheehan

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Yeah, this right here goes out to everyone that has lost a host

that they truly loved...c'mon, check it out


Seems like yesterday I used to watch your show

12:35 back in '94

Wait for my folks to fall asleep

Then sneak downstairs flip on the TV

Sat up close, kept the volume low

You came on screen with topical jokes

I didn't get politics way back then

Kinda hard to get at the age of ten

Then in '09 I was thrilled to see you moving up NBC

But it came and went; suddenly they axed my friend

Out of nowhere Leno's back again

My disappointment's hard to conceal

You can't imagine all the pain I feel

Give anything to hear half a joke

Though 30 million ain't exactly broke


Every joke you make, every show you tape

Every sketch you write, any time of night

I'll be watching you…miss you Coco


It's kind of hard with you not around

Your show's in Heaven, smiling down

Watching us while we Tweet about you

Every day we Tweet about you

'Til the night you host again

Hulu's where I'll see you friend

Videos give me the laughs I need to proceed, online or on TV

His cars are big I just can't define

Why Jay had to turn back the hands of time

He failed at ten, he gave you a bad lead-in

Sponsor money's what he was bleeding

Seeing him makes it hard to resist the urge

To say his network is a dying bird

Give anything to see half a skit

Though I know 30 mil helps a little bit


Every joke you make, every show you tape

Every sketch you write, any time of night

I'll be watching you…somebody tell me why

On that morning when broadcast is over

I know I'll stream your face

Now for a walk down memory lane...


Brian McCann on the Spot

Michael Merritt's Inner Thoughts

Quackers, Kermit and the Pimpbot

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Movie Casting, Noches of Passion

Where's Jerry Butters? Bad Priest is asking the

Evil Puppy, Conando, Cloppy the Horse and The Fedex Pope

Coked-Up Werewolf how I missed her

Amy Poehler was Andy's Sister

Love that Horny Manatee like Max Weinberg loves Dudez-A-Plenti

Walker Texas Ranger Lever

The Masturbating Bear was a load of clever

Polly the NBC Peacock is a bitch for making you leave her forever


If you're hosting In the Year 3000

Can I write for your show?

Somebody tell me why…

Every hand I shake, every card I take

Every call I make, every night I pray

For someone to say "send a resume"

Conan likes your stuff -- can you start today?


Can you start today? Miss you Coco…