I'LL BE WATCHING YOU - Ben Sheehan

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Ben Sheehan

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Yeah, this right here goes out to everyone that has lost a host
that they truly loved...c'mon, check it out

Seems like yesterday I used to watch your show
12:35 back in '94
Wait for my folks to fall asleep
Then sneak downstairs flip on the TV
Sat up close, kept the volume low
You came on screen with topical jokes
I didn't get politics way back then
Kinda hard to get at the age of ten
Then in '09 I was thrilled to see you moving up NBC
But it came and went; suddenly they axed my friend
Out of nowhere Leno's back again
My disappointment's hard to conceal
You can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half a joke
Though 30 million ain't exactly broke

Every joke you make, every show you tape
Every sketch you write, any time of night
I'll be watching you…miss you Coco

It's kind of hard with you not around
Your show's in Heaven, smiling down
Watching us while we Tweet about you
Every day we Tweet about you
'Til the night you host again
Hulu's where I'll see you friend
Videos give me the laughs I need to proceed, online or on TV
His cars are big I just can't define
Why Jay had to turn back the hands of time
He failed at ten, he gave you a bad lead-in
Sponsor money's what he was bleeding
Seeing him makes it hard to resist the urge
To say his network is a dying bird
Give anything to see half a skit
Though I know 30 mil helps a little bit

Every joke you make, every show you tape
Every sketch you write, any time of night
I'll be watching you…somebody tell me why
On that morning when broadcast is over
I know I'll stream your face
Now for a walk down memory lane...

Brian McCann on the Spot
Michael Merritt's Inner Thoughts
Quackers, Kermit and the Pimpbot
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Movie Casting, Noches of Passion
Where's Jerry Butters? Bad Priest is asking the
Evil Puppy, Conando, Cloppy the Horse and The Fedex Pope
Coked-Up Werewolf how I missed her
Amy Poehler was Andy's Sister
Love that Horny Manatee like Max Weinberg loves Dudez-A-Plenti
Walker Texas Ranger Lever
The Masturbating Bear was a load of clever
Polly the NBC Peacock is a bitch for making you leave her forever

If you're hosting In the Year 3000
Can I write for your show?
Somebody tell me why…
Every hand I shake, every card I take
Every call I make, every night I pray
For someone to say "send a resume"
Conan likes your stuff -- can you start today?

Can you start today? Miss you Coco…