Beached Miami Shark Week Part 2

Description: Discovery Channel is through with Shark Week. I am not. In this, the second and final part of our exposé, we again visit with infamous shark hunter Mark “The Shark” Quartiano aboard the blood-stained decks of Striker-I and uninfamous but no less preeminent shark expert Dr. Samuel H. Gruber within the Nutella-stained confines of his home office. We also stop and chat with sundry sun-baked Sallys and Sams upon the sizzling sands of sunny South Beach. If you have not seen Part I of our Shark Week Exposé, do so with the speed of a shortfin mako. Otherwise, proceed.