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Published September 27, 2010 36k views More Info »
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Directed/Edited By
DUSTIN MCLEAN
Starring
NICK WALLS
KALIN GOODMAN
MICHELLE DEAN
VIVIANA WALLS
Writte/Performed By
DUSTIN MCLEAN
NICK WALLS
Special Thanks
PRISCILLA MCLEAN
1,561 Funny Votes
985 Die Votes
36,167 Views
Published September 27, 2010
I really had to go.
I didn't know what to do.
I tried' to hold it in.
But it had to explode.
Yeah I tooted and pooed it.
I tooted and pooed it.
I tooted and pooed it.
Cuz I just tooted and pooed it.
Woah, woah, woah, woah. Yeah yeah.

I went downtown, I wanna have grub,




Girl told me that she wanna eat right quick.
We saw this place, it's Mexican food,
It's gunna tear me up
But I don't care about that.
So we ordered this, we ordered that,
And I got an enchilada with a bunch of extra molé sauce
And we ate nachos, salsa, tacos and sipping horchata drinks
and a guacamole dip.
But it's sittin' in my gut,
And it's all hittin' my belly
So where is the bathroom
I'm just hopin'
I'll get there in time
I'm gunna have the runs
I gotta find a john
Or I'm gunna be ******
Here it comes, I think it's too late
It's 'bout to come out, all over the place
Leave me alone, I feel real stupid
Cuz I think... I tooted and pooed it. Ay.

You made a real mess,
What you gunna do?
She's gunna find out
That you're sittin' in poo.
Yeah you tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
Cuz you just tooted and pooed it.
Woah gross, woah gross,
woah gross, woah gross, Yeah yeah.

Girl let me buy you this tall hazelnut latte,
Drink it up real fast mmmm that's yum-may.
Walk down the street feelin' fiiine
but all of a sudden somethins wrong inside me.
I think it went right through,
Cuz coffee always hits me funny
and it makes me gotta toot.




Ay, Excuse me real quick
Cuz I gotta find a place I can drop this brick.
oh no, there's an "out of order sign"
the only bathroom here, ain't workin' right.
"Tried to stop it but I no longer can"
Well I no longer have to go. I went in my pants.

Your stomach just talked,
Don't you think that's strange
Anyway I think
That you need to change.
Yeah you tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
Cuz you just tooted and pooed it.
Woah sick, that smells really foul,
woah man, you're grossing me out. Yeah, yeah.

I ran to the left, I ran to the right,
I gotta big mess and it's runnin' down my thigh,
I stink real bad, I feel retarded,
I tried to hold it in, then I sharted.
Cuz I tooted and pooed it, and I feel real stupid. Yeah.
Cuz I tooted and pooed it, and I look real stupid. Yeah.

You really should go home.
It's time to get lost
Cuz you can't stay here
swimming in your own sauce.
Yeah you tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
You tooted and pooed it.
Cuz you just tooted and pooed it.
Woah poo, in your pants,
Woah ew, there's some on your hands. Ew, Ew!
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