The founder of the Islamic terrorist group ISIS, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (Aasif... more »
Published August 28, 2016 370k views More Info »
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Written by Nate Dern and Aasif Mandvi
Starring: Aasif Mandvi
Director & Editor: Matt Mayer
Producer: Rob Hatch-Miller
Production Designer: Simone Duff
Gaffer: Manny Ramos
Wardrobe: Meghan Campbell
Hair & Makeup: Stella Sensel
PA: Stephanie Twyford Baldwin
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Aasif Mandvi: Hello internet.
Aasif Mandvi: My name is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi,
and I am here
Aasif Mandvi: speaking to you as
the leader of ISIS.
Aasif Mandvi: I am making this video to
respond to the unfounded,
Aasif Mandvi: ridiculous claim that the election of
Donald Trump will somehow benefit ISIS.
Aasif Mandvi: [ laughing ]
This is crazy.
- Psss.
- Hmm?
- [ another male clears his throat ]
Aasif Mandvi: Oh.
[ nervously giggles ]
Aasif Mandvi: Don't know how
this got here.
Aasif Mandvi: Seriously, this man,
Trump,
Aasif Mandvi: he terrifies all of
us here at ISIS.
Aasif Mandvi: Trump's official counter-terrorism
policy of extreme vetting
Aasif Mandvi: is like bald villain genius.
[ giggling ]
Aasif Mandvi: I mean, we murder innocent women
and children in horrific ways, sure...
Aasif Mandvi: but now you are asking us
to lie on the questionnaire.
[ multiple thuds ]
Aasif Mandvi: Only the most evil members of
ISIS would be able to withstand such...
Aasif Mandvi: extreme vetting.
[ laughing ]
Aasif Mandvi: This questionnaire,
this is the best thing for us...
Aasif Mandvi: I mean, to defeat us.
Aasif Mandvi: Huh?
Aasif Mandvi: What?
Oh. Oooh. [ laughs ]
Aasif Mandvi: This is Trump's
Art of the Deal.
Aasif Mandvi: How did this get here?
[ multiple thuds ]
[ crashing ]
Aasif Mandvi: I don't know.
Aasif Mandvi: I mean, this guy Trump.
He is dangerous.
Aasif Mandvi: Sure, we have public beheadings
every Tuesday and Saturday...
[ laughing ]
Aasif Mandvi: But this guy insults
his enemies on Twitter.
Aasif Mandvi: Thank God that I can't see my
social media. He's terrifying.
Aasif Mandvi: Do not elect Donald Trump
for President.
[ chuckling ]
Aasif Mandvi: I have to say though,
what really makes me shit
my kurta pajamas,
Aasif Mandvi: is that Trump says ISIS
was founded by Obama.
Aasif Mandvi: How did he find out?
He talks to the best people.
Aasif Mandvi: He's got a very
good brain.
Aasif Mandvi: I don't know.
Aasif Mandvi: I still remember the day that
Obama told me he wanted to found
a terrorist group, he said,
Aasif Mandvi: "You know, I am going to
found a terrorist group."
Aasif Mandvi: And then the next thing you know,
boom, ISIS was born.
[ laughing ]
Aasif Mandvi: Hillary was his
co-founder.
Aasif Mandvi: Joe Biden founded
Boko Haram.
Aasif Mandvi: Nancy Pelosi shot Tupac.
Aasif Mandvi: It's all true.
Why not?
Aasif Mandvi: Please America, we beg you,
if you have any mercy for my
poor ISIS soldiers,
Aasif Mandvi: don't elect Donald Trump.
[ chuckles ]
Aasif Mandvi: ISIS out!

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