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Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it's so important. « less
Starring: Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Darrell Hammond, Fred Armisen & Maya Rudolph Directed by: Ron Howard FoD Director: Jake Szymanski Written by: Al Jean, Adam McKay, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Dan Greaney & Michael Price Produced by: Mike Farah Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata Production Design: Alexi Gomez, Rachael Ferrara & Katie Byron Edited by: Jake Szymanski & Neil Mahoney Production Coordinators: Christin Trogan, Michelle Fox, & Sean Boyle 1st AD: Shadie Elnashai 2nd AD: Richard Robinson 2nd 2nd Asst. Director: Reza Lackey Additional 2nd 2nd Asst Director: Chandra Alexander A-Cam 1st AC: Scott Johnson B-Cam Op: David Jones B-Cam 1st AC: Dylan Johnson C-Cam Op: Ben Berman C-Cam 1st AC: Tony Oberstar Set Production Assistants: Mara Beckman, Andrew Grissom & Rachel Hastings Key Set Production Assistant: Elliot Ryan Dickerhoof DIT: Chris Hoyle Media Manager: Neil Mahoney Dolly Grip: Geoff Knight Gaffer: Kevin Stewart Best Boy: Ricky Fosheim Electrician: David Cronin Grip: Jordan Downey Swing: Brad Schulz Sound Mixer: BoTown Sound Lead Boom Operator: Brandon Conley Sound Utility: Danny Carpenter Script Supervisor: Kristin Owings Construction: Paul Gorman Lead Man: Michael Jasorka Set Dresser: Yuki Miura Make-Up Dept. Heads: Shauna O'Toole & Kat Bardot Mr. Carrey's Make-Up FX Artist: Alexei O'Brien Mr. Farrell & Mr. Carrey's Wigs: Jennifer Aspinall Mr. Carvey's Make-Up & Hair: Kevin Yagher Mr. Aykroyd's, Ms. Rudolph's, Mr. Armisen's, & Mr. Hammond's Wigs: Tena Parker Assistant to Tena Parker: Becca Gardner Make-Up Assistant: Ellen Vieria Make-Up Assistant: Kira von Sutra Costume Designer: Janicza Bravo Tailor: Laurel Pochucha Assistant Costumer: Diane Herlofsky Additional Editing by: Justin Donaldson & Brad Schulz Behind the Scenes Directors and Editors: Matt Villines & Osmany Rodriguez Still Photographers: Pete Snell & Jason Mordoh Special Thanks to Elizabeth Warren, Hans Zimmer, James Brooks, Bonnie Abaunza, Mark Kvamme, Dick Glover, Andrew Steele, Jimmy Miller, Ken Aymong, Andrew Zack, Jessica Elbaum, Fred Specktor, Louisa Velis, Linda Hill, Martin Lesak, Lauryn Kahn, Tiffany Bordenave, Owen Burke, Seth Morris, Al Franken, Chad Carter, Samantha Cruz and Avenue Six Studios Wardrobe thanks to H+M, Hugo Boss and French Connection Camera cranes, dollies, remote and stabilized camera systems by Chapman/Leonard Studio Equipment, Inc.
Fred Armisen: I'm just tired of getting my
butt kicked from both sides
Fred Armisen: on this.
Maya Rudolph: It'll be alright. Are you
smoking cigarettes in there?
Fred Armisen: Nope. These banks and the
Fred Armisen: companies, they're ripping
off the people,
Fred Armisen: almost no regulations.
I'm trying to make a
Fred Armisen: consumer agency to
protect the families,
Fred Armisen: and the lobbyists and
Senator Shelby act like I
Fred Armisen: want to change the national
anthem to I Got 99 Problems
Fred Armisen: and a Bitch Ain't One.
Maya Rudolph: Go to bed sweetheart.
Your heart will tell you what to do.
Fred Armisen: Okay.
Maya Rudolph: Come here, snugglebear.
(rumbling is heard)
Darrell Hammond: Boo. Boo. I'm the ghost
of Dick Cheney.
Will Ferrell: Relax, it's just us.
Darrell Hammond: Man, that Michelle has
got some legs on her.
Fred Armisen: How'd you two get
Will Ferrell: The security code is still 1,
, 3, 4 from when I was
Will Ferrell: Pres. Only took me five times
to remember it.
Darrell Hammond: We heard you were tossing and
turning over whether to
Darrell Hammond: push for federal regulations, so we're here to give you
Darrell Hammond: some advice.
(Will is making a light saber
sound in the background)
Will Ferrell: Yeah, what he said.
Fred Armisen: You two are the ones who
stripped out all the regulations.
Fred Armisen: Why would I want advice
Darrell Hammond: Dude, it was the 90's.
People did all kinds of crazy things.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, I'm still waiting for a bunch of e-toys that never
Will Ferrell: showed up. Besides, when I put the Iraq War on my credit
Will Ferrell: card, I never dreamed I'd be paying 28% in interest rates.
Will Ferrell: It's astronomical.
Dana Carvey: Yeah, well, if you had listened to me, you would
Dana Carvey: have raised taxes.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, and then I would've
had one term.
Dana Carvey: Yeah, that second term of
yours was a real victory lap,
Dana Carvey: wasn't it dubbers?
Now listen Borat.
Fred Armisen: It's Barack.
Dana Carvey: Sorry, but you gotta listen
to these fellows Babar.
Dana Carvey: What you gotta understand is
that we got a regulatory
Dana Carvey: issue here. We gotta regulate
that or we're gonna get more
Dana Carvey: bubbles. Gonna get bigger,
larger, then pop, money goes
Dana Carvey: to the weasels. Sometime you
gotta do the right thing.
Dana Carvey: You gotta take those approval
rating there and screw em. Ratings.
Dana Carvey: Screw em. Right?
Will Ferrell: I'll take them to
Dan Aykroyd: Well I know a thing or two
about doing what's right and
Will Ferrell: Oh great, if it isn't Mr.
Let's Get the Party Started.
Will Ferrell: What do you say we open up a
bag of malaise potato chips.
Dan Aykroyd: Mr. President, you have to
establish the Consumer
Dan Aykroyd: Finance Protection Agency.
People are tired of being
Dan Aykroyd: ripped off by credit card
companies and banks.
Dan Aykroyd: I never could get
Jim Carrey: There you go, again.
(sound of a crowd cheering)
Dan Aykroyd: This can't be! You're dead. I
saw them lower your coffin
Dan Aykroyd: into the ground.
Jim Carrey: Well, I am dead, but I've
come back as a spirit to help
Jim Carrey: Mr. Reach Across the Aisles.
Here grow a pair.
Jim Carrey: Now, listen up. You son of a
Jim Carrey: I went up against Tip O'Neill
with nothing but a psychic
Jim Carrey: oracle and these
Jim Carrey: But, I pushes through the competition.
Jim Carrey: I clobbered everybody, and I
took down that wall.
Chevy Chase: Now grab those eight balls
and push the
Chevy Chase: Consumer Protection
Chevy Chase: Betty, did you change
the locks again?
Chevy Chase: Live from New York...
Dana Carvey: This isn't Live.
This is funnyordie.com.
Chevy Chase: Well, the only way to stop
these corrupt banks and credit
Chevy Chase: card companies is to
pardon Richard Nixon.
Dan Aykroyd: He means, you gotta get that
Consumer Protection Act through Congress.
Chevy Chase: Jimmy Carter?
Dan Aykroyd: No, Gerry.
Chevy Chase: Oh.
Jim Carrey: Well, I'm dead, but I'm going
to be a guest on Dancing With
Jim Carrey: The Stars this season.
Fred Armisen: Okay.
Jim Carrey: I hope this little talk
Fred Armisen: So, what you're saying is
that I should clean up this
Fred Armisen: mess that you all created.
Take on the banks and all
Fred Armisen: their trillions of dollars.
How is this helpful?
Jim Carrey: It's a bitch. It's a bitch,
but, as George Washington
Jim Carrey: once said to John Adams, tag
(they all laugh)
Jim Carrey: Grow some nuts for
Dana Carvey: It's gonna be hard, never
gonna be easy.
Dan Aykroyd: Nothing wrong with one
Will Ferrell: Just do me a solid and don't
tell Cheney I was here.
Chevy Chase: Am I dead or alive?
Darrell Hammond: Can I be Ambassador
Maya Rudolph: What is it, honey?
Fred Armisen: I'm gonna make a pot of
coffee. Wake the Cabinet.
Fred Armisen: I've got work to do.
Fred Armisen: Oh, and honey...
Maya Rudolph: Nicorette's in the
Fred Armisen: Sweet.
Ron Howard: (Voiceover) The banks have
billions of dollars to spend to
Ron Howard: get their message out, but
your speech is free. Contact
Ron Howard: your senators about the CFPA.
Nothing annoys them more than
Ron Howard: having to do their jobs.