Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it's so important.MainStreetBrigade.ORG
- March 02, 2010
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Starring: Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Darrell Hammond, Fred Armisen & Maya Rudolph
Directed by: Ron Howard
FoD Director: Jake Szymanski
Written by: Al Jean, Adam McKay, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Dan Greaney & Michael Price
Produced by: Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata
Production Design: Alexi Gomez, Rachael Ferrara & Katie Byron
Edited by: Jake Szymanski & Neil Mahoney
Production Coordinators: Christin Trogan, Michelle Fox, & Sean Boyle
1st AD: Shadie Elnashai
2nd AD: Richard Robinson
2nd 2nd Asst. Director: Reza Lackey
Additional 2nd 2nd Asst Director: Chandra Alexander
A-Cam 1st AC: Scott Johnson
B-Cam Op: David Jones
B-Cam 1st AC: Dylan Johnson
C-Cam Op: Ben Berman
C-Cam 1st AC: Tony Oberstar
Set Production Assistants: Mara Beckman, Andrew Grissom & Rachel Hastings
Key Set Production Assistant: Elliot Ryan Dickerhoof
DIT: Chris Hoyle
Media Manager: Neil Mahoney
Dolly Grip: Geoff Knight
Gaffer: Kevin Stewart
Best Boy: Ricky Fosheim
Electrician: David Cronin
Grip: Jordan Downey
Swing: Brad Schulz
Sound Mixer: BoTown Sound
Lead Boom Operator: Brandon Conley
Sound Utility: Danny Carpenter
Script Supervisor: Kristin Owings
Construction: Paul Gorman
Lead Man: Michael Jasorka
Set Dresser: Yuki Miura
Make-Up Dept. Heads: Shauna O'Toole & Kat Bardot
Mr. Carrey's Make-Up FX Artist: Alexei O'Brien
Mr. Farrell & Mr. Carrey's Wigs: Jennifer Aspinall
Mr. Carvey's Make-Up & Hair: Kevin Yagher
Mr. Aykroyd's, Ms. Rudolph's, Mr. Armisen's, & Mr. Hammond's Wigs: Tena Parker
Assistant to Tena Parker: Becca Gardner
Make-Up Assistant: Ellen Vieria
Make-Up Assistant: Kira von Sutra
Costume Designer: Janicza Bravo
Tailor: Laurel Pochucha
Assistant Costumer: Diane Herlofsky
Additional Editing by: Justin Donaldson & Brad Schulz
Behind the Scenes Directors and Editors: Matt Villines & Osmany Rodriguez
Still Photographers: Pete Snell & Jason Mordoh
Special Thanks to Elizabeth Warren, Hans Zimmer, James Brooks, Bonnie Abaunza, Mark Kvamme, Dick Glover, Andrew Steele, Jimmy Miller, Ken Aymong, Andrew Zack, Jessica Elbaum, Fred Specktor, Louisa Velis, Linda Hill, Martin Lesak, Lauryn Kahn, Tiffany Bordenave, Owen Burke, Seth Morris, Al Franken, Chad Carter, Samantha Cruz and Avenue Six Studios
Wardrobe thanks to H+M, Hugo Boss and French Connection
Camera cranes, dollies, remote and stabilized camera systems by Chapman/Leonard Studio Equipment, Inc.
March 02, 2010
Fred Armisen: I'm just tired of getting my
butt kicked from both sides
Fred Armisen: on this.
Maya Rudolph: It'll be alright. Are you
smoking cigarettes in there?
Fred Armisen: Nope. These banks and the
Fred Armisen: companies, they're ripping
off the people,
Fred Armisen: almost no regulations.
I'm trying to make a
Fred Armisen: consumer agency to
protect the families,
Fred Armisen: and the lobbyists and
Senator Shelby act like I
Fred Armisen: want to change the national
anthem to I Got 99 Problems
Fred Armisen: and a Bitch Ain't One.
Maya Rudolph: Go to bed sweetheart.
Your heart will tell you what to do.
Fred Armisen: Okay.
Maya Rudolph: Come here, snugglebear.
(rumbling is heard)
Darrell Hammond: Boo. Boo. I'm the ghost
of Dick Cheney.
Will Ferrell: Relax, it's just us.
Darrell Hammond: Man, that Michelle has
got some legs on her.
Fred Armisen: How'd you two get
Will Ferrell: The security code is still 1,
, 3, 4 from when I was
Will Ferrell: Pres. Only took me five times
to remember it.
Darrell Hammond: We heard you were tossing and
turning over whether to
Darrell Hammond: push for federal regulations, so we're here to give you
Darrell Hammond: some advice.
(Will is making a light saber
sound in the background)
Will Ferrell: Yeah, what he said.
Fred Armisen: You two are the ones who
stripped out all the regulations.
Fred Armisen: Why would I want advice
Darrell Hammond: Dude, it was the 90's.
People did all kinds of crazy things.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, I'm still waiting for a bunch of e-toys that never
Will Ferrell: showed up. Besides, when I put the Iraq War on my credit
Will Ferrell: card, I never dreamed I'd be paying 28% in interest rates.
Will Ferrell: It's astronomical.
Dana Carvey: Yeah, well, if you had listened to me, you would
Dana Carvey: have raised taxes.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, and then I would've
had one term.
Dana Carvey: Yeah, that second term of
yours was a real victory lap,
Dana Carvey: wasn't it dubbers?
Now listen Borat.
Fred Armisen: It's Barack.
Dana Carvey: Sorry, but you gotta listen
to these fellows Babar.
Dana Carvey: What you gotta understand is
that we got a regulatory
Dana Carvey: issue here. We gotta regulate
that or we're gonna get more
Dana Carvey: bubbles. Gonna get bigger,
larger, then pop, money goes
Dana Carvey: to the weasels. Sometime you
gotta do the right thing.
Dana Carvey: You gotta take those approval
rating there and screw em. Ratings.
Dana Carvey: Screw em. Right?
Will Ferrell: I'll take them to
Dan Aykroyd: Well I know a thing or two
about doing what's right and
Will Ferrell: Oh great, if it isn't Mr.
Let's Get the Party Started.
Will Ferrell: What do you say we open up a
bag of malaise potato chips.
Dan Aykroyd: Mr. President, you have to
establish the Consumer
Dan Aykroyd: Finance Protection Agency.
People are tired of being
Dan Aykroyd: ripped off by credit card
companies and banks.
Dan Aykroyd: I never could get
Jim Carrey: There you go, again.
(sound of a crowd cheering)
Dan Aykroyd: This can't be! You're dead. I
saw them lower your coffin
Dan Aykroyd: into the ground.
Jim Carrey: Well, I am dead, but I've
come back as a spirit to help
Jim Carrey: Mr. Reach Across the Aisles.
Here grow a pair.
Jim Carrey: Now, listen up. You son of a
Jim Carrey: I went up against Tip O'Neill
with nothing but a psychic
Jim Carrey: oracle and these
Jim Carrey: But, I pushes through the competition.
Jim Carrey: I clobbered everybody, and I
took down that wall.
Chevy Chase: Now grab those eight balls
and push the
Chevy Chase: Consumer Protection
Chevy Chase: Betty, did you change
the locks again?
Chevy Chase: Live from New York...
Dana Carvey: This isn't Live.
This is funnyordie.com.
Chevy Chase: Well, the only way to stop
these corrupt banks and credit
Chevy Chase: card companies is to
pardon Richard Nixon.
Dan Aykroyd: He means, you gotta get that
Consumer Protection Act through Congress.
Chevy Chase: Jimmy Carter?
Dan Aykroyd: No, Gerry.
Chevy Chase: Oh.
Jim Carrey: Well, I'm dead, but I'm going
to be a guest on Dancing With
Jim Carrey: The Stars this season.
Fred Armisen: Okay.
Jim Carrey: I hope this little talk
Fred Armisen: So, what you're saying is
that I should clean up this
Fred Armisen: mess that you all created.
Take on the banks and all
Fred Armisen: their trillions of dollars.
How is this helpful?
Jim Carrey: It's a bitch. It's a bitch,
but, as George Washington
Jim Carrey: once said to John Adams, tag
(they all laugh)
Jim Carrey: Grow some nuts for
Dana Carvey: It's gonna be hard, never
gonna be easy.
Dan Aykroyd: Nothing wrong with one
Will Ferrell: Just do me a solid and don't
tell Cheney I was here.
Chevy Chase: Am I dead or alive?
Darrell Hammond: Can I be Ambassador
Maya Rudolph: What is it, honey?
Fred Armisen: I'm gonna make a pot of
coffee. Wake the Cabinet.
Fred Armisen: I've got work to do.
Fred Armisen: Oh, and honey...
Maya Rudolph: Nicorette's in the
Fred Armisen: Sweet.
Ron Howard: (Voiceover) The banks have
billions of dollars to spend to
Ron Howard: get their message out, but
your speech is free. Contact
Ron Howard: your senators about the CFPA.
Nothing annoys them more than
Ron Howard: having to do their jobs.