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End of the World Safety Guide

What to do in case of a black hole.
 
 
 
 

Added about 1 year ago

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Absolution for a lifetime of godless scientific thinking!Excellent...Will the priests be available after the panic fuck chambers. Because I dont want a priest to be the first and last person I had sex with...Ah Fuck it they had me on step 2... Orgasm and every atom of your body disentgrates into a void of nothingness. I been itchin to jump headfirst into a g... more >

Absolution for a lifetime of godless scientific thinking!Excellent...Will the priests be available after the panic fuck chambers. Because I dont want a priest to be the first and last person I had sex with...Ah Fuck it they had me on step 2... Orgasm and every atom of your body disentgrates into a void of nothingness. I been itchin to jump headfirst into a giant pussy my whole life...LOL

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LMAO! This is so hilarious! Safety Step #7 Return my 'I survived the Large Hadron Collider experiment' t-shirt at ultra-light speed for a refund to http://www.madscistuff.com XD

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hooray for panic fuck chambers and the godless, scientific thinkers who invented them!

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i like step #2

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Safety tip No. 7: In event of event favorable to creation of mini-black hole that sucks all matter within your personal vicinity, nature has provided you with a personal escape route. Insert yourself into your personal brown hole located between your buttocks until you have entered an alternative dimension of time and space known as The Brown Light Zone.

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If you could stretch this out into a half hour episode and put it on TBS then there would finally be something to watch that is less funny than Frank Caliendo's show.

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The Fuck Chambers are for real, however, they only hire premature ejaculators since it's done and over at the speed of light.

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I've never had a panic fuck before. Mainly because I didn't have a chamber. I vote Funny.

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I wish my work had panic chambers like that...

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these panic fuck chambers, are they theoretical or real?

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