You Can Touch My Boobies
A sexy music video that takes place inside the mind of a 12 year-old boy.
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Rachel Bloom
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PURCHASE SONG ON ITUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-can-touch-my-boobies-feat./id514184297
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Directed by Paul Briganti
Edited by Paul Briganti
Additional Direction by David Sidorov
Cinematography by Paul Rondeau
Video Produced by Laura Willcox
Choreography by Katie Lee Hill
Epic Boobkart made by Paul Rondeau
Song Produced by Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier "aka MacGyver" at the Hidden Studio
Dancers: Katie Lee Hill, Christina Calph, Aleka Emerson, Alexa Silvaggio
Golda Meir (Actor): Marilyn Seide
Golda Meir (Voice): Nicole Shabtai
Jeffrey Goldstein: Alex Ash
Additional vocals: Tess Paras
Set Design: Steve Regina
Makeup: Emilia Adamkiewicz
Production Assistant: Caitlin Raftery
Special thanks to Jonathan Levin, Julia Nathan and Max Ash
Website: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/racheldoesstuff
Facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Bloom-Fan-Page/111614618892303
PURCHASE SONG ON ITUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-can-touch-my-boobies-feat./id514184297
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Directed by Paul Briganti
Edited by Paul Briganti
Additional Direction by David Sidorov
Cinematography by Paul Rondeau
Video Produced by Laura Willcox
Choreography by Katie Lee Hill
Epic Boobkart made by Paul Rondeau
Song Produced by Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier "aka MacGyver" at the Hidden Studio
Dancers: Katie Lee Hill, Christina Calph, Aleka Emerson, Alexa Silvaggio
Golda Meir (Actor): Marilyn Seide
Golda Meir (Voice): Nicole Shabtai
Jeffrey Goldstein: Alex Ash
Additional vocals: Tess Paras
Set Design: Steve Regina
Makeup: Emilia Adamkiewicz
Production Assistant: Caitlin Raftery
Special thanks to Jonathan Levin, Julia Nathan and Max Ash
Website: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/racheldoesstuff
Facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Bloom-Fan-Page/111614618892303
Added 11 months ago
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Description:
A sexy music video that takes place inside the mind of a 12 year-old boy.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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(spoken)
Hey Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream! And not just any dream...a sexy dream!
Sex. Sex. Sexy sex.
Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein to a fantasy.
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt, give yourself to me.
No need to check the lock, 'cause your parents are at Benihana.
Throw away the sock,
Now come in close I know you wanna...
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Sex sex sexy sex boner boner uterus.
Saturday night and the music's pumpin' at the family fun plex.
We'll lick tongues in a go-kart, and you'll tell me fun facts about minerals.
Now I'm dressed like the lady from that cookie wrapper in the trash!
I'll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach somewhere!
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(spoken) Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?!
For that you can touch my boobies.
Sex Sex sexy sex boner boner uterus fallopian fallopian the pillow in the living room.
Jeffrey! This is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel! You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist!
Boooooooobs!
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Labia).
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Outer labia).
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(You're sick!)
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right,
'Cause you can touch my boobies.'
(Put your schmekel away!)
(Sex sex sexy sex)
You can touch my boobies!
(Boner boner uterus)
You can touch my boobies!
(Fallopian Fallopian)
You can touch my boobies!
(I see you staring at your dog's pussy!)
You can touch my boobies.
(spoken)
Hey Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream! And not just any dream...a sexy dream!
Sex. Sex. Sexy sex.
Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein to a fantasy.
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt, give yourself to me.
No need to check the lock, 'cause your parents are at Benihana.
Throw away the sock,
Now come in close I know you wanna...
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Sex sex sexy sex boner boner uterus.
Saturday night and the music's pumpin' at the family fun plex.
We'll lick tongues in a go-kart, and you'll tell me fun facts about minerals.
Now I'm dressed like the lady from that cookie wrapper in the trash!
I'll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach somewhere!
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(spoken) Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?!
For that you can touch my boobies.
Sex Sex sexy sex boner boner uterus fallopian fallopian the pillow in the living room.
Jeffrey! This is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel! You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist!
Boooooooobs!
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Labia).
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Outer labia).
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(You're sick!)
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right,
'Cause you can touch my boobies.'
(Put your schmekel away!)
(Sex sex sexy sex)
You can touch my boobies!
(Boner boner uterus)
You can touch my boobies!
(Fallopian Fallopian)
You can touch my boobies!
(I see you staring at your dog's pussy!)
You can touch my boobies.
More by Rachel Bloom
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- Teacher doing child now go to jail
- All the people in this video was bored and desperate
- bhavani
- Hilarious!
- Great video..>!!
- the old lady creep me out to much...
- He actually qualified at eight days....
- (.)(.) !!
- Personal log, Stardate 2012.179 - This is ridiculously unfair because, no matter how much I try, I can't laugh at this and touch myself inapproriately at the same time. Damn forces of nature!
- Add a comment...
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- Great video -- hilarious. It's a 3 minute summary of every novel Phillip Roth ever wrote, only more entertaining. Goodbye Columbus, Goodbye
- So funny!
- It didn't even open
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