You Can Touch My Boobies

A sexy music video that takes place inside the mind of a 12 year-old boy.

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Description: A sexy music video that takes place inside the mind of a 12 year-old boy.

Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Music

Keywords: Rachel Bloom Fuck Me Ray Bradbury You Can Touch My Boobies sexy boobs puberty awkward Jewish Hebrew school

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LYRICS:

(spoken)
Hey Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream! And not just any dream...a sexy dream!

Sex. Sex. Sexy sex.

Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein to a fantasy.
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt, give yourself to me.
No need to check the lock, 'cause your parents are at Benihana.
Throw away the sock,
Now come in close I know you wanna...

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.

Sex sex sexy sex boner boner uterus.

Saturday night and the music's pumpin' at the family fun plex.
We'll lick tongues in a go-kart, and you'll tell me fun facts about minerals.
Now I'm dressed like the lady from that cookie wrapper in the trash!
I'll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach somewhere!

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(spoken) Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?!
For that you can touch my boobies.

Sex Sex sexy sex boner boner uterus fallopian fallopian the pillow in the living room.

Jeffrey! This is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel! You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist!

Boooooooobs!

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Labia).
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Outer labia).

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(You're sick!)
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right,
'Cause you can touch my boobies.'
(Put your schmekel away!)

(Sex sex sexy sex)
You can touch my boobies!
(Boner boner uterus)
You can touch my boobies!
(Fallopian Fallopian)
You can touch my boobies!
(I see you staring at your dog's pussy!)
You can touch my boobies.

eeeehhhhhhh
i'd touch em
I was an adolescent boy, and I don't remember it being at all like this.
can iz fapp?
Teacher About To Have Sex With Child... Gross.
Stoooooooooooopid
Teacher doing child now go to jail
All the people in this video was bored and desperate
bhavani
Hilarious!
Great video..>!!
the old lady creep me out to much...
He actually qualified at eight days....
(.)(.) !!
Personal log, Stardate 2012.179 - This is ridiculously unfair because, no matter how much I try, I can't laugh at this and touch myself inapproriately at the same time. Damn forces of nature!
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Great video -- hilarious. It's a 3 minute summary of every novel Phillip Roth ever wrote, only more entertaining. Goodbye Columbus, Goodbye
So funny!
It didn't even open
Whats so funny?
U can touch my boobies