You Can Touch My Boobies

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Rachel Bloom

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LYRICS:

(spoken)
Hey Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream! And not just any dream...a sexy dream!

Sex. Sex. Sexy sex.

Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein to a fantasy.
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt, give yourself to me.
No need to check the lock, 'cause your parents are at Benihana.
Throw away the sock,
Now come in close I know you wanna...

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.

Sex sex sexy sex boner boner uterus.

Saturday night and the music's pumpin' at the family fun plex.
We'll lick tongues in a go-kart, and you'll tell me fun facts about minerals.
Now I'm dressed like the lady from that cookie wrapper in the trash!
I'll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach somewhere!

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(spoken) Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?!
For that you can touch my boobies.

Sex Sex sexy sex boner boner uterus fallopian fallopian the pillow in the living room.

Jeffrey! This is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel! You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist!

Boooooooobs!

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Labia).
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right.
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(Outer labia).

We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my boobies.
(You're sick!)
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right,
'Cause you can touch my boobies.'
(Put your schmekel away!)

(Sex sex sexy sex)
You can touch my boobies!
(Boner boner uterus)
You can touch my boobies!
(Fallopian Fallopian)
You can touch my boobies!
(I see you staring at your dog's pussy!)
You can touch my boobies.