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Don't let that time interfere with your relationship with your vampire boyfriend.
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Brandon Routh
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Director
Matt and Oz
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Cinematographer
Antonio Scarlata
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Make Up Artist
Kat Bardot
Additional Credits:
Starring Brandon Routh, Martha Macisaac and Daniel Cirilo
DP: Antonio Scarlata
Steadicam: Alex Sax
Makeup by Kat Bardot Makeup provided by MAC.
Written by Liz Meriwether
Directed by Matt Villines and Osmany Rodriguez
Starring Brandon Routh, Martha Macisaac and Daniel Cirilo
DP: Antonio Scarlata
Steadicam: Alex Sax
Makeup by Kat Bardot Makeup provided by MAC.
Written by Liz Meriwether
Directed by Matt Villines and Osmany Rodriguez
Added 10 months ago
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Description:
Don't let that time interfere with your relationship with your vampire boyfriend.
The video opens with a panning, aerial shot of a Pacific Northwest
forest. The cuts closes on Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac standing in
the forest, staring lovingly at one another. Brandon Routh and Martha
MacIsaac staring at one another is shown from several angles.
Brandon Routh: I love you.
Martha MacIsaac: I love you.
Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac resume staring at one another for several moments while the camera angle changes repeatedly.
Martha MacIsaac: I can't take it anymore. I have to have you!
Brandon Routh: We can't Bella.
Martha MacIsaac looks very upset. The shot cuts in for a close up on Brandon Routh, who sniffs the air. The shot pulls away to show Brandon Routh sniffing his way down Martha MacIsaac's body.
Martha MacIsaac: Edward?
Brandon Routh pulls back from Martha MacIsaac. Martha MacIsaac looks uncomfortable and shifts around, adjusting her hair. Brandon Routh becomes increasingly agitated, breathing heavily and baring his teeth. Brandon Routh leaps at Martha MacIsaac and she screams. The shot pauses with Brandon Routh in mid-leap, an insane expression on his face.
Announcer (voiceover): When you're dating a vampire, there's never a good time to have your period. But now there's Vampax.
The shot cuts to two Vampax boxes on a blue background. One the boxes is Regular and the other is Extra Strength Garlic. An inset box appears that shows Daniel Cirilo working in a laboratory. Text appears beneath him that identifies the location as the Vampax Laboratories.
Announcer (voiceover): While other leading tampons leave you exposed...
The image in the inset box scrolls up to show Daniel Cirilo dipping a tampon into a vial. Text appears beneath him that read – Holy Water On The Outside.
Announcer (voiceover): Vampax is specially designed to throw them off the scent.
The image in the box scrolls up again to reveal Daniel Cirilo rolling garlic into the tampon. Text appears beneath him that reads - ...Garlic In The Middle. The image in the inset box is pushed sideways to show Daniel Cirilo holding up a tampon. There is text beneath him that reads – REAL TAMPON SCIENCE. The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac walking together in the woods.
Brandon Routh: Hey, I love Bella, but when she has her period I literally want to kill her.
Martha MacIsaac: Literally.
Brandon Routh: I want to eat her blood to make me stronger.
Martha MacIsaac: He's hungry for my period, for real.
Announcer (voiceover): Now you can go back to doing the things you usually do with your vampire boyfriend, like this.
The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac stretched out on the ground next to each other.
Announcer: This.
The shot cuts to Martha MacIsaac getting a high speed piggy-back ride up the side of steep him from Brandon Routh.
Martha MacIsaac: Wee!
Announcer: And more of this.
The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac staring lovingly at one another as they stand together in the forest. Brandon Routh pulls away from Martha MacIsaac and sniffs the air.
Martha MacIsaac: Is something wrong Edward?
Brandon Routh: No. Nothing. Must be a dead bird.
Martha MacIsaac turns to look at the camera and addresses the viewer.
Martha MacIsaac: He'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina.
The shot cuts to the boxes of Vampax. There is text beneath the boxes that reads – He'll Never Guess Its Your Bleeding Vagina.
Announcer (voiceover): Vampax, he'll never guess it's your bleeding vagina.
The shot cuts to Martha MacIsaac holding up a tampon that glitters.
Martha MacIsaac: And it glitters.
Brandon Routh: I love you.
Martha MacIsaac: I love you.
Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac resume staring at one another for several moments while the camera angle changes repeatedly.
Martha MacIsaac: I can't take it anymore. I have to have you!
Brandon Routh: We can't Bella.
Martha MacIsaac looks very upset. The shot cuts in for a close up on Brandon Routh, who sniffs the air. The shot pulls away to show Brandon Routh sniffing his way down Martha MacIsaac's body.
Martha MacIsaac: Edward?
Brandon Routh pulls back from Martha MacIsaac. Martha MacIsaac looks uncomfortable and shifts around, adjusting her hair. Brandon Routh becomes increasingly agitated, breathing heavily and baring his teeth. Brandon Routh leaps at Martha MacIsaac and she screams. The shot pauses with Brandon Routh in mid-leap, an insane expression on his face.
Announcer (voiceover): When you're dating a vampire, there's never a good time to have your period. But now there's Vampax.
The shot cuts to two Vampax boxes on a blue background. One the boxes is Regular and the other is Extra Strength Garlic. An inset box appears that shows Daniel Cirilo working in a laboratory. Text appears beneath him that identifies the location as the Vampax Laboratories.
Announcer (voiceover): While other leading tampons leave you exposed...
The image in the inset box scrolls up to show Daniel Cirilo dipping a tampon into a vial. Text appears beneath him that read – Holy Water On The Outside.
Announcer (voiceover): Vampax is specially designed to throw them off the scent.
The image in the box scrolls up again to reveal Daniel Cirilo rolling garlic into the tampon. Text appears beneath him that reads - ...Garlic In The Middle. The image in the inset box is pushed sideways to show Daniel Cirilo holding up a tampon. There is text beneath him that reads – REAL TAMPON SCIENCE. The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac walking together in the woods.
Brandon Routh: Hey, I love Bella, but when she has her period I literally want to kill her.
Martha MacIsaac: Literally.
Brandon Routh: I want to eat her blood to make me stronger.
Martha MacIsaac: He's hungry for my period, for real.
Announcer (voiceover): Now you can go back to doing the things you usually do with your vampire boyfriend, like this.
The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac stretched out on the ground next to each other.
Announcer: This.
The shot cuts to Martha MacIsaac getting a high speed piggy-back ride up the side of steep him from Brandon Routh.
Martha MacIsaac: Wee!
Announcer: And more of this.
The shot cuts to Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac staring lovingly at one another as they stand together in the forest. Brandon Routh pulls away from Martha MacIsaac and sniffs the air.
Martha MacIsaac: Is something wrong Edward?
Brandon Routh: No. Nothing. Must be a dead bird.
Martha MacIsaac turns to look at the camera and addresses the viewer.
Martha MacIsaac: He'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina.
The shot cuts to the boxes of Vampax. There is text beneath the boxes that reads – He'll Never Guess Its Your Bleeding Vagina.
Announcer (voiceover): Vampax, he'll never guess it's your bleeding vagina.
The shot cuts to Martha MacIsaac holding up a tampon that glitters.
Martha MacIsaac: And it glitters.
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