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Spoof music video of 'Lapdance' by NERD.. you can find me chillin in Maccas with no cash.
Published April 13, 2010 270 views More Info ยป
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Additional Credits:
Performed/ Written/ Directed/ Produced by Do IT LIVE (Claudia Pickering and Anna Bennett). (Original Music By Neptunes) Thanks to Nicholas Oberlin, Jenny Hall, Michael Guffey, Nate Griffin, David Frison, Amanda Morrow, Donna Gabel, Stephan Martin, Steve Vanda, David Scharf @ In Fidelity Recordings, PACO and all our friends on the boardwalk. Venice beach baby throw em' up!
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Published April 13, 2010
VERSE
I'm a hardcore
On my skateboard
Grindin' LA without a flaw
And I'm the illest f**kin skater in town, so don't hate

I got a mobile phone
But it ain't my own
Cos I havn't got a home
And I beg a motherf**ker to stay in their place

HOOK
I'm so real, on my wheels
Got this anxiety from eating cookies every meal
I'm just straight ill ridin' my tandem cycle down the street
While my prescription is smellin' like potpourri
(You keep swaying, but I can't even feel it)

CHORUS
Ooh baby, you want sea?
Ooh baby, you want chi?
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free

VERSE
Its a school night
Who want's a Bud Light?
Lets hit the halfpipe
And I'm tearing off my t-shirt to impress my mates

Baseball caps
I got my Dickies slacks
And I got my elbow pads
And I've taken private cover to insure my face

HOOK
I'm so real, on my wheels
Got this anxiety from eating cookies every meal
I'm just straight ill ridin' my tandem cycle down the street
While my prescription is smellin' like herbal tea
(You keep swaying, but I can't even feel it)

CHORUS
Ooh baby, you want sea?
Ooh baby, you want chi?
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free


RAP
When you think of AB, think of the CP
Blue denim, high tops and bootie
Cheap booze and tattoos, that's all me
Two blondes, no qualms crashing the party
You can find me drunk, crumpin' with no class
Or find me chillin' in Maccas with no cash
On the boardwalk, checkin the fine ass
Don't mean to brag, but you're about to get thrashed
I'm carvin' baby
Ice on the arm, I'm gnarly baby
F**k with me, not hardly baby
You know how we roll, in pajamies baby
Slumber party baby
Chicks with game we own it, man, we're sly and we're slick
When I get in the zone, you know that I cut sick
Grind your face off and land with a kick flip
Now that's first class skating, and that's some fly shit

CHORUS
Ooh baby, you want sea?
Ooh baby, you want chi?
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
Ooh baby, you want weed?
Well you can live in Venice Beach for free
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