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How did I miss this one?
i still love this..."the lord is like a bowel movement."
sorrry i'm "pushy". ha!
Lo, He sitteth upon His porcelain throne, and with His outstretched hand shall He judgeth mankind and wipe them from the face of the earth with a single square of toilet paper. (2nd Sphincter 12:59)…or maybe it was (The Book of Sheryl Crow 24:7).
porcelain alter joke yeah man I likey.
Shit for Jesus! That’s funny.
Excellence yet again.
lol@ shit for juses….i mean….jesus
the Lord is Omni…
noooooooow that’s funny :-D
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How did I miss this one?
i still love this..."the lord is like a bowel movement."
sorrry i'm "pushy". ha!
Lo, He sitteth upon His porcelain throne, and with His outstretched hand shall He judgeth mankind and wipe them from the face of the earth with a single square of toilet paper. (2nd Sphincter 12:59)…or maybe it was (The Book of Sheryl Crow 24:7).
porcelain alter joke yeah man I likey.
Shit for Jesus! That’s funny.
Excellence yet again.
lol@ shit for juses….i mean….jesus
the Lord is Omni…
noooooooow that’s funny :-D