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Published February 25, 2009 650k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Lyrics/Singing: Dustin McLean
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Published: February 25, 2009

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Dustin McLean: Hey look at me I wrapped up my head.
Dustin McLean: Here's how I slowly get it all undone.
Dustin McLean: Big candelabra. I am shirtless now. 'Cept for my necklace and a leather glove. Hey do you smell my bad breath?
Dustin McLean: He's a doctor who can raise the dead.
Dustin McLean: It's a good time for my cool glove.
Dustin McLean: If you stay here I will check you out.
Dustin McLean: Open the doors and let the fog in.
Dustin McLean: Here comes the bride, but who's the other one?
Background Singers: Other one, other one, other one, other one.
Dustin McLean: Some of my friends are Gothic.
Background Singers: Gothic.
Dustin McLean: Some of my friends are New Wave.
Background Singers: New Wave.
Dustin McLean: Some of my friends are Straight Edge. I'm gonna cut you with the wedding ring.
Dustin McLean: Come on, it's a nice touch for a Goth wedding.
Dustin McLean: And my hair needs to be bleached again!
[Glass Shattering]
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Dustin McLean: Grab the butt.
Dustin McLean: Standin' by candles.
Dustin McLean: She will dance inside the kitchen, baby.
Dustin McLean: There is nothing safe in this room.
Dustin McLean: And the sink is also not working. And there's stuff blowing up everywhere. 'Cause there's something wrong with this room.
Dustin McLean: Pirouette!
Dustin McLean: Come on, she's a white bride in a Goth wedding.
Dustin McLean: Woo! Now I'll tap my foot in leather pants!
Dustin McLean: Now it is time to go outside!
Dustin McLean: Now it's...
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