White Wedding: Literal Video Version
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this fourth installment of literal videos, Billy Idol and White Wedding!
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Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this fourth installment of literal videos, Billy Idol and White Wedding!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Dustin McLean> Hey look at me I wrapped up my head.
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<v Dustin McLean> Here's how I slowly get it all undone.
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<v Dustin McLean> Big candelabra. I am shirtless now. 'Cept for my necklace and a leather glove. Hey do you smell my bad breath?
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<v Dustin McLean> He's a doctor who can raise the dead.
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<v Dustin McLean> It's a good time for my cool glove.
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<v Dustin McLean> If you stay here I will check you out.
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<v Dustin McLean> Open the doors and let the fog in.
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<v Dustin McLean> Here comes the bride, but who's the other one?
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<v Background Singers> Other one, other one, other one, other one.
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<v Dustin McLean> Some of my friends are Gothic.
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<v Background Singers> Gothic.
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<v Dustin McLean> Some of my friends are New Wave.
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<v Background Singers> New Wave.
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<v Dustin McLean> Some of my friends are Straight Edge. I'm gonna cut you with the wedding ring.
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<v Dustin McLean> Come on, it's a nice touch for a Goth wedding.
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<v Dustin McLean> And my hair needs to be bleached again!
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<v Dustin McLean> Grab the butt.
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<v Dustin McLean> Standin' by candles.
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<v Dustin McLean> She will dance inside the kitchen, baby.
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<v Dustin McLean> There is nothing safe in this room.
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<v Dustin McLean> And the sink is also not working. And there's stuff blowing up everywhere. 'Cause there's something wrong with this room.
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<v Dustin McLean> Pirouette!
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<v Dustin McLean> Come on, she's a white bride in a Goth wedding.
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<v Dustin McLean> Woo! Now I'll tap my foot in leather pants!
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<v Dustin McLean> Now it is time to go outside!
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<v Dustin McLean> Now it's...
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