Sweet Agent of Chaos
I replaced the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite with quotes from the Joker in The Dark Knight. This is all part of a much bigger plan to put together "Batman - The Musical"... more »
I replaced the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite with quotes from the Joker in The Dark Knight.
This is all part of a much bigger plan to put together "Batman - The Musical"
Concieved, performed and edited by Adam. Shot by my best friend [brother] Patrick.
Here are the lyrics in case you would like to sing along, and a link to the
MP3 file.
Oh, and by the way, CRANK IT UP!
http://rapidshare.com/files/151585304...
If you liked "Sweet Agent of Chaos" check out my take on "The Killing Joke"
at this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsnh7k...
Sweet Agent of Chaos
You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
You know, I just do things.
The mob has plans,
the cops have plans,
Gordon's got plans.
You know, they're schemers.
Schemers trying to
control their worlds.
I'm not
a schemer.
I try to
show the schemers
how pathetic
they really are.
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Wanna know how I got these scars?
My father was....a drinker.
And
a fiend.
And one night he goes off
crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife
He doesn't like that.
Not.
One.
Bit.
So, me watching,
he takes the knife to her,
laughing while he does it.
Turns to me and he says
"Why so serious?"
Comes at me with the knife,
"Why so serious?"
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
"Lets put a smile on that face!"
And...
Why so serious?
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
People will die.
Starting tonight.
I'm a man of my word.
See, I'm not a monster...
I'm just ahead of the curve.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am.
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Introduce a little anarchy.
Upset the established order,
and everything becomes chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos.
Oh, and you know the thing
about chaos?
It's
FAIR!!! « less
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I replaced the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite with quotes from the Joker in The Dark Knight.
This is all part of a much bigger plan to put together "Batman - The Musical"
Concieved, performed and edited by Adam. Shot by my best friend [brother] Patrick.
Here are the lyrics in case you would like to sing along, and a link to the
MP3 file.
Oh, and by the way, CRANK IT UP!
http://rapidshare.com/files/151585304...
If you liked "Sweet Agent of Chaos" check out my take on "The Killing Joke"
at this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsnh7k...
Sweet Agent of Chaos
You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
You know, I just do things.
The mob has plans,
the cops have plans,
Gordon's got plans.
You know, they're schemers.
Schemers trying to
control their worlds.
I'm not
a schemer.
I try to
show the schemers
how pathetic
they really are.
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Wanna know how I got these scars?
My father was....a drinker.
And
a fiend.
And one night he goes off
crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife
He doesn't like that.
Not.
One.
Bit.
So, me watching,
he takes the knife to her,
laughing while he does it.
Turns to me and he says
"Why so serious?"
Comes at me with the knife,
"Why so serious?"
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
"Lets put a smile on that face!"
And...
Why so serious?
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
People will die.
Starting tonight.
I'm a man of my word.
See, I'm not a monster...
I'm just ahead of the curve.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am.
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Im just an agent of chaos.
I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline!
Introduce a little anarchy.
Upset the established order,
and everything becomes chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos.
Oh, and you know the thing
about chaos?
It's
FAIR!!!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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