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Pushing Weight

Caroline, a girl scout with iron grit, used to wreck shop slangin' cookies on her block. But when competition shows up in the form of an O.G. by the name of Mimi, she's forced to keep it real and ride on some fools.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: The Form The Name Kirk Johnson pushing weight Girl Scout Cookies andie haddad gangsta trill slangin drugs China White doja

Credits: Kirk Johnson

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ticoandie

ticoandie

from the mom of "caroline/richard r. richardson".....kirk you have quite a talent....
the h-bomb of Acclaim :)

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

This is even better than a box of Mint Thins!

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NoelleD

NoelleD

Well done!!

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NoelleD

NoelleD

I had a Cepacol addiction.

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turnems

turnems

Richard R. Richardson rest in peace.

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