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As the couples continue to share, they are keenly aware, it’s a contemptuous world after all.
Published February 13, 2014 300k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Aurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Thall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, Aaron Ulrich and Chris Singel

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- I MEAN, IT WOULD JUST BE NICE IF I COULD JUST,

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YOU KNOW, COME HOME FROM WORK.

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- OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT RIDING A HORSE

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WEARING A TUNIC WAS A JOB [laughs].

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I'M SORRY. I SEEM TO REMEMBER SLAYING A DRAGON

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FOR YOU. DOES THAT RING ANY BELLS?

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OH RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE HOLE THING--

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- [laughs]

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YOU KNOW WHAT? LIKE I LIVED IT.

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IT'S THE ONLY THING HE TALKS ABOUT AT EVERY BALL

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WE EVER GO TO, AND WE ARE NEVER INVITED

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TO ANYTHING ANYMORE, BECAUSE HE'S SO BORING.

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IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO--

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- IT WAS A FUCKING DRAGON.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I HAD TO GO THROUGH?

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THORN FOR US FIRE--

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- [yawns]

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-- THERE WAS A ROCK IN MY BOOT!

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- STATUTORY RAPE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?

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HE ASKED ME HOW OLD WE WERE WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.

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- I KNOW.

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- I SAID I WAS 16.

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- FUCK.

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- AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

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- CLEARLY.

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- I WAS THIS MANY...

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[whispers] THAT MANY.

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- WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX, UH, SINCE THE INCIDENT.

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- [THERAPIST]: WHAT HAPPENED?

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- WELL, WE WALKED IN ON HER FATHER, AND, UH, MRS. POTS...

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JUST, GOING TO TOWN.

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- AND SHE'S NEVER ON TIME.

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WE ARE LATE FOR EVERYTHING.

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- THAT IS NOT FAIR.

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I'M NOT JUST GETTING MYSELF READY FOR THE BALL,

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I HAVE 7 OTHER DWARFS THAT I HAVE TO GET READY TOO.

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- HE IS MY FATHER. YOU NEED TO RESPECT HIM.

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- HE NEEDS TO RESPECT ME.

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ME.

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I DON'T THINK IT'S UNREASONABLE TO ASK HIM TO

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PUT ON A SHIRT TO COVER UP THOSE SAUCER SIZED

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NIPPLES DURING OUR MEAL.

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JUST ONE MEAL.

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- I THINK THE WORSE PART OF IT WAS WHEN SHE SAID,

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"TRY MY GREY STUFF. IT'S DELICIOUS."

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DON'T BELIEVE ME? ASK THE DISHES.

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YOU CAN'T UNHEAR THAT.

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- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SQUEEZE YOURSELF

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INTO SOME TIGHTS--

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- SO HERE'S A THOUGHT.

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IF YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU 3 HOURS

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TO GET READY, START 3 HOURS EARLIER.

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SIMPLE ISN'T IT, SIMPLE--

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- I FUCKING HATE YOU.

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- OHH.

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- EAT A APPLE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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- YOU SHOULD SEE THE FUCKING BOOBS ON THIS GUY.

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[whispers] HYPNOTIC.

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HYPNOTIC.

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- OKAY, EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT, MY STOMACH

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GETS TIED UP IN KNOTS. I CAN'T BREATHE.

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EVEN THE WHISPER-- EVEN THE WHISPER OF HAVING

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TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM MAKES MY HEART ACHE.

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- WELL YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE. WE CAN'T

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KEEP GOING ON LIKE THIS.

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- [sigh]

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- IS IT GOING TO BE PINK, OR IS IT GOING TO BE BLUE?

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