The New Guy on New Girl with Zooey Deschanel

Actor

ZooeyDeschanel

Actor

Jake Johnson

Actor

Regis Philbin

Actor

Max Greenfield

Actor

Liz Meriwether

Actor

Hannah Simone

Actor

Lamorne Morris

Producer

Juliet Seniff

Directors

Matt and Oz

Uploader

New Girl

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Actor

jake kasdan

Editor

Zach Anderson

Sound

BoTown Sound

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> I mean, at first it was really flattering. 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.000 <v Elizabeth Meriwether> I mean, yeah. We, we heard he loved the show. 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:05.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> We love him. Yeah. 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:13.000 <v Elizabeth Meriwether> And we love him, and we were so thrilled. It's just, you know, I mean he's a, he's a TV legend. It just, you know. It got... 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> It got...it got weird. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> Oh my God. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Jake Johnson> What? 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> Don't turn around. 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 <v Jake Johnson> Who is it? Is it Regis? 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Regis Philbin> Hey! Hey everybody! I'm back! Yeah, Regis is back! Oh my gosh and I've got a lot of ideas. 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Jake Johnson> I'm sure you do. 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v Regis Philbin> Listen, let's start talking right now! About season two. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.000 <v Jake Johnson> Huh? 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v Regis Philbin> I love this show! FOX! New girl! It's a dork able! It is! 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Hannah Simone> He started showing up all the time. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Regis Philbin> I got Nick ideas, I got Jess ideas, I even know what Winston should be doing! Do you know what he should be doing? 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Lamorne Morris> For the most part, easy having him around. Okay, look. There was one difficult dynamic. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Max Greenfield> Hey, Regis? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Regis Philbin> Yeah? 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Max Greenfield> I just came over to tell you that I'm a, you know, I'm a really huge fan. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:01.000 <v Regis Philbin> Who are you? And, who is this guy? With the big face. Huh? What do you want? 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Regis Philbin> You make me nervous. You know it? 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Max Greenfield> All right. I'm sorry. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Regis Philbin> Stop kissing up to me. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:14.000 <v Max Greenfield> I mean, me personally? I, I used to watch Millionaire all the time. What a joy that was with the whole family. It's kinda sad how this whole thing played out. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:16.000 <v Hannah Simone> Regis hates Max. He hates him. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:30.000 <v Regis Philbin> There's a bus, goes off the embankment. Kills Schmidt. Kills him dead! And the next episode? [Hits Desk] Business as usual. You understand that? You! With the hair! 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Regis Philbin> They were right about the broad, though. Yeah, that Zooey? Dynamite! Firecracker! A cold I'd like to catch. [Giggles] 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:43.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> Eventually, we decided that, um, we would let him write his own stuff. 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.000 <v Regis Philbin> Got a new script for ya. 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.000 <v Jake Johnson> Okay. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:46.000 <v Regis Philbin> Take a look at it, buddy. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.000 <v Jake Johnson> I don't think Max is gonna wanna do this. 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:50.000 <v Jake Johnson> Looks like it's curtains for old Schmidt. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> It's a shame about his big head. Looks just like Eddie Fischer. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:56.000 <v Max Greenfield> Bull [Beep] [Beep] Bull [Beep] 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Jake Johnson> Why'd you do it, Winston? 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:02.000 <v Lamorne Morris> I don't know. Like, I seriously have no idea why I did this. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.000 <v Jake Johnson> Right? It's ridiculous. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:08.000 <v Regis Philbin> Hey New Girls! I hear that you need a new roommate! Ah, I'm taking the black guy's room. 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.000 <v Jake Johnson> Rege. 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Regis Philbin> And scene. I nailed it! 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.000 <v Jake Johnson> You did great, Regis. Like always. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:14.000 <v Zooey Deschanel> Thanks for directing and writing. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:23.000 <v Jake Johnson> [Whispering] Luckily for us, the problem solves itself. Regis powers down every day at four o'clock so, we have one hour to shoot the real show. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:28.000 <v Lamorne Morris> Now honestly I just watch my step. You never know who's where in the show season three. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.000 <v Regis Philbin> You know damn well it's Zooey's show! What's wrong with you? 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.000 <v Max Greenfield> It's Zoh-Ee! 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.000 [People Yelling] 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:41.000 <v Max Greenfield> let me tell you something. I'm pretty sure that Regis keyed my new Re-envisioned Fiat! They don't just give those to anybody!