Description:
Zooey Deschanel and the cast of The New Girl have some problems with Regis Philbin hanging around set.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Zooey Deschanel> I mean, at first it was really flattering.
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<v Elizabeth Meriwether> I mean, yeah. We, we heard he loved the show.
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<v Zooey Deschanel> We love him. Yeah.
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<v Elizabeth Meriwether> And we love him, and we were so thrilled. It's just, you know, I mean he's a, he's a TV legend. It just, you know. It got...
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<v Zooey Deschanel> It got...it got weird.
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<v Zooey Deschanel> Oh my God.
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<v Jake Johnson> What?
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<v Zooey Deschanel> Don't turn around.
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<v Jake Johnson> Who is it? Is it Regis?
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<v Regis Philbin> Hey! Hey everybody! I'm back! Yeah, Regis is back! Oh my gosh and I've got a lot of ideas.
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<v Jake Johnson> I'm sure you do.
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<v Regis Philbin> Listen, let's start talking right now! About season two.
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<v Jake Johnson> Huh?
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<v Regis Philbin> I love this show! FOX! New girl! It's a dork able! It is!
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<v Hannah Simone> He started showing up all the time.
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<v Regis Philbin> I got Nick ideas, I got Jess ideas, I even know what Winston should be doing! Do you know what he should be doing?
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<v Lamorne Morris> For the most part, easy having him around. Okay, look. There was one difficult dynamic.
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<v Max Greenfield> Hey, Regis?
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<v Regis Philbin> Yeah?
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<v Max Greenfield> I just came over to tell you that I'm a, you know, I'm a really huge fan.
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<v Regis Philbin> Who are you? And, who is this guy? With the big face. Huh? What do you want?
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<v Regis Philbin> You make me nervous. You know it?
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<v Max Greenfield> All right. I'm sorry.
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<v Regis Philbin> Stop kissing up to me.
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<v Max Greenfield> I mean, me personally? I, I used to watch Millionaire all the time. What a joy that was with the whole family. It's kinda sad how this whole thing played out.
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<v Hannah Simone> Regis hates Max. He hates him.
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<v Regis Philbin> There's a bus, goes off the embankment. Kills Schmidt. Kills him dead! And the next episode? [Hits Desk] Business as usual. You understand that? You! With the hair!
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<v Regis Philbin> They were right about the broad, though. Yeah, that Zooey? Dynamite! Firecracker! A cold I'd like to catch. [Giggles]
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<v Zooey Deschanel> Eventually, we decided that, um, we would let him write his own stuff.
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<v Regis Philbin> Got a new script for ya.
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<v Jake Johnson> Okay.
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<v Regis Philbin> Take a look at it, buddy.
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<v Jake Johnson> I don't think Max is gonna wanna do this.
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<v Jake Johnson> Looks like it's curtains for old Schmidt.
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<v Zooey Deschanel> It's a shame about his big head. Looks just like Eddie Fischer.
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<v Max Greenfield> Bull [Beep] [Beep] Bull [Beep]
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<v Jake Johnson> Why'd you do it, Winston?
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<v Lamorne Morris> I don't know. Like, I seriously have no idea why I did this.
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<v Jake Johnson> Right? It's ridiculous.
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<v Regis Philbin> Hey New Girls! I hear that you need a new roommate! Ah, I'm taking the black guy's room.
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<v Jake Johnson> Rege.
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<v Regis Philbin> And scene. I nailed it!
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<v Jake Johnson> You did great, Regis. Like always.
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<v Zooey Deschanel> Thanks for directing and writing.
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<v Jake Johnson> [Whispering] Luckily for us, the problem solves itself. Regis powers down every day at four o'clock so, we have one hour to shoot the real show.
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<v Lamorne Morris> Now honestly I just watch my step. You never know who's where in the show season three.
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<v Regis Philbin> You know damn well it's Zooey's show! What's wrong with you?
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<v Max Greenfield> It's Zoh-Ee!
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[People Yelling]
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<v Max Greenfield> let me tell you something. I'm pretty sure that Regis keyed my new Re-envisioned Fiat! They don't just give those to anybody!
