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J.J. Redick of the Los Angeles Clippers teaches YOU how to make the perfect NCAA March Madness bracket.
Published March 16, 2014 140k views More Info »
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Writer - Jack Allison
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Published March 16, 2014

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- WHAT'S UP?

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I'M LOS ANGELES CLIPPER J.J. REDDICK.

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(crowd cheers)

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NOW I'VE DOMINATED 4 NCAA

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TOURNAMENTS, SO I KNOW A THING
OR 2 ABOUT BRACKETS.

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TODAY I'M PASSING ALONG MY PEARLS
OF WISDOM TO YOU.

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SO THAT YOU CAN FILL OUT THE
PERFECT MARCH MADNESS BRACKET.

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THERE'S ALOT GOING ON IN A BRACKET,
AND IT CAN GET CONFUSING.

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SO YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET THE DETAILS.

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STEP 1:

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GET A PIECE OF PAPER.

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NOW LETS GET DOWN
TO THE NITTY GRITTY.

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THERE ARE 68 TEAMS, AND IT'S HARD
TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THEM ALL.

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MAKE SURE YOU DO THE RESEARCH,
AND HAVE A BIG ENOUGH PIECE OF PAPER

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TO FIT ALL THE TEAMS.

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I PREFER LEGAL PAPER.

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AND LETTER IS FINE TOO.

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ALRIGHT, SO YOU GOT YOUR PAPER,
NOW IT'S TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT

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WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO PUT ON THAT PAPER.

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LEAD OR INK.

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I PREFER A PENCIL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN ERASE IT

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IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.

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THAT'S SOMETHING
THEY TAUGHT ME AT DUKE.

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NOW, SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE ASKING,
"J.J. WHAT ABOUT A MARKER

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OR CRAYON?"

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(sounds of boo'ing)

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IT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD USE, BUT
TECHNICALLY THEY ARE WRITING UTENSILS.

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SO IF THAT'S ALL
YOU HAVE IT'LL DO.

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I HOPE I'M NOT
GOING TO FAST FOR YOU BECAUSE...

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NOW A BRACKET IS A BUNCH OF
LINES THAT ALL KIND OF COME

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TOGETHER IN THE MIDDLE.

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IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF SPIDERS
IN A PYRAMID ON THEIR SIDE,

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OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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UH, ANYWAY, WHATEVER.

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YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK THE
TEAMS THAT YOU BELIEVE ARE GOING

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TO WIN BASED ON TALENT.

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NOW IF YOU KNOW B-BALL LIKE I
KNOW B-BALL THIS PART WILL BE A BREEZE.

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I KNOW WHO I'M GOING TO PICK.

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UNC.

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JUST KIDDING.

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(bleep) THOSE GUYS.

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CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE DONE IT.

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FOLKS AROUND THE WATER COOLER
ARE SURE TO BE IMPRESSED.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR
BRACKET IS A SLAM DUNK.

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COME BACK NEXT TIME WHEN I'LL
TEACH YOU HOW TO SHOOT THE PERFECT

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3-POINT SHOT.

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STEP 1:

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BUY A BASKETBALL.

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