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You're Welcome: Alec Baldwin & Popetastic
Published March 03, 2014 18k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson - Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll - Writer/Actor
Elizabeth Baquet - Producer
Ally Hord - Writer/Producer
Matt Sweeney - DP
Ben Forman - Sound
Jen Osborne - Makeup/Hair
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Published March 03, 2014

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HEY GUYS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
FUNNY OR DIE FOUND THE BEST STUFF ON THE INTERNET TODAY.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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[dance music plays]

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IN NEWS THAT COULD NOT BE MORE INTERNETY
IF IT TRIED. 350 MILLION DOLLARS OF BITCOIN

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DISAPPEARED FROM MT. GOX THIS WEEK.
WHAT'S BITCOIN?

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NOPE.

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CLOSER.

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BINGO.

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BITCOIN IS AN ONLINE CURRENCY THAT WAS
STARTED ON A MAGIC THE GATHERING SITE.

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ANGRY INVESTORS CRAWLED OUT OF THEIR
PARENTS BASEMENT TO DEMAND THEIR MADE UP

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MONEY BACK. THIS SAME DUDE CHANGED HIS TONE
PRETTY QUICK WHEN HE FOUND OUT TACO

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BELL IS NOW SERVING BREAKFAST.
THAT'S RIGHT, TACO BELL WILL START SERVING

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BREAKFAST NEXT MONTH INCLUDING THIS SUPER
APPETIZING WAFFLE TACO.

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ONLY SLIGHTLY HEALTHIER THAN A CHOCOLATE
TACO. THEY'LL BE SERVING TO 11 AM WHICH

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IS AN AWFULLY EARLY TIME TO COMPLETELY GIVE
UP FOR THE DAY.

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SPEAKING OF GIVING UP. ALEC BALDWIN RETIRED
FROM PUBLIC LIFE THIS WEEK.

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HE MADE THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT WITH A 5000
WORD PUBLIC ESSAY,

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TOOK OUT AN ADD IN THE PUBLIC PAPER,
A FEW PUBLIC MAGAZINE COVERS, AND FLEW A

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BLIMP OVER TIME SQUARE, IN PUBLIC.

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ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
CAST AN UNFORTUNATE SHADOW

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ON GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL'S FACE,
AND MADE HER SORTA, KINDA,

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DEFINITELY LOOK LIKE HITLER.
THIS OF COURSE PROMPTED SOME REALLY AWESOME

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PHOTOSHOPS.
THERE'S THE IN THE CLUB REMIX.

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THE KIND OF GROSS, SMELL MY FINGER REMIX,

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AND REDDIT USER YURI GOLD MADE THE FOR
WORLD PEACE REMIX.

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NO SHADOW. SO NICE.

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WE LIKE TO THINK MERKEL TEXTED NETANYAHU
TO ASK IF THIS SMOOTHS THINGS OUT BETWEEN

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THEIR PEOPLE. GUESS NOT.

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OKAY, NOW HERE'S SOME CUTE STUFF.

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GOT A FOX, WITH AN ADORABLE TAIL.
THAT'S AMAZING.

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POPE MEETING THE BABY POPE, OBVIOUSLY
POPE-TASTIC.

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OH MY GOD, A SAD TEDDY BEAR ON THE BEACH.

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LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE.

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WE'VE ALREADY FIRED THE INTERN WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.

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OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

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BYE.

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