I like to start my mornings with some java and a daily dose of news
The world moves fast, that's why I get my news from Breitbart.com
On Sunday mornings I like to curl up with the 'Big Government' section
While I like to read any story tagged Black Crime
Honey, did you know Muslims are ticking time bombs?
Did you know that Planned Parenthood is the devil?
That's news you can use
At Breitbart you get opinions from the right and the left of the extreme fringe of the far right
We always fight about who gets to do the crossword
What's a four letter word for- cuck!
it's usually cuck.
Breitbart, where the White House gets its facts
Hey, I like Russia
So start reading Breitbart today! President Trump reads it, and his boss used to run it.
Hey, I'll trade you 'Black Crime' for 'Big Jew'