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Lotto Winners Go Wild

"Rules of Attraction" meets the lovely town of Elizabeth, New Jersey.

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Added over 2 years ago

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Categories: Clean Comedy

Keywords: The Lovely New Jersey. drugs hookers booze lotto rossangeles3000

Credits: Written by/Starring/Directed by: Ross Patterson/Clayne Crawford
Edited by: Rick Dominicus
Camera: Leone Marucci/Roy Kurtluyan

Web Series: Web Series: Mall Cops (2 of 3)

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litho

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Geen to the Yus.

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LiviaScott

LiviaScott

Hahahaha!

This is funny too: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3afb8448a0/michael-phelps-alternative-thanksgiving-from-kheifets

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bellocaramello

“114 eggrolls… no more, no less.” Brilliant!

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danwyn

danwyn

Amazing…

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amysosexy

amysosexy

I can uderstand me being clicked die, but ur way to funny.

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LarryDickman

That’s what you call a BUSY day!

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extra frenulum

That sketch looked expensive…..glad I wasn’t paying for it…BTW Ross…I like how fearless you are, man. Love it. Just because of that, I’ll vote anything you do funny…even if I don’t find it funny.

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DutchMcClintock

I don’t know if “funny” is the right word to describe this, but it’s really well done and a great way to tell the story. Nice job. (I voted funny anyway.)

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akin_animate

nice.

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shelf_dust

shelf_dust

... gotta call that pocket, yo.

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