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One Armed Bastard!

(9 of 99 Chapters) People are always dirtier than what you assume they are!

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Categories: Web Series Not Safe For Work Real Life

Keywords: One Armed curt covington curtis bastard comedy Drink Drank Drunk Jack Ass Adam Sandler Will Ferrell Drinking party weed jackass college pot

Credits: Curtis Covington, Chick, One Armed Bastard

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MrCelsius

MrCelsius

YOU on a date with a chick, I can believe, but then I realized you were bullshitting when you mentioned that you were in a fight with a one-armed man. Wait......or maybe the opposite.

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wescling123

Curt, it's not a club when the local bowling alley holds a rock n' bowl. Just because the lights are off and there's a light show doesn't make it a club. Honestly, you expect me to believe a bouncer at a club would let you in?

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

angelfisher

That is so messed up, but it is funny when you think about it! LOL!

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peculiarbelle

lol

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Mormanator

Mormanator

Murfisboro or whatever. You most know the redstate guys.

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