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Helpful hints on how to keep your bitches in line.
Published October 11, 2007 640k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Starring The Hollywood Entertainment Industry's Jack McBrayer. Written by Amy Rhodes and Bryan Safi. Directed by Drew Antzis.
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Published October 11, 2007

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Voicover: [Gudish].

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(music)

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Jack: Hello, I'm the Hollywood
entertainment industries Jack McBrayer.

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You may recognize me from my role
of Mario Lopez on Saved by the Bell,

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to which banks Customer Service Industrial

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or the Trader Joe's on Hyperion.

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I am humbled to welcome you to my show,

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Living Neath the Law with Jack McBrayer.

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Today, I'd love to share a
kernel of wisdom with you

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about how to keep your bitches in line.

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Come along.

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You don't have to be a
pimp to have bitches.

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You just have to be a man

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and like it or not,
women are here to stay.

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As you know bitches are
always saying things like

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"Let's hold hands,"

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or "Take me out for Korean Barbecue,"

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or "Don't throw me down
the stairs, I'm pregnant."

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That ain't no way to live.

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Whenever one of your
bitches gets out of line,

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feel free to slap her around.

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After all, if God hadn't want
us to smack our bitches around

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he wouldn't have given us hands.

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So next time your bitch gets out of line,

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remember talk shit, get hit.

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I'm Jack McBrayer, reminding you,

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you don't have to look like
a criminal to live like one.

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(music)

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