I want to commend you on your video. It took a big set of "onions" to put yourself out there like that. It was quirky and shows you've got potential. I do have several serious criticisms though, which I would be glad to share with you if you're interested. Just send me a private message. I see you've already drawn controversy on this site which is not nec... more >
I want to commend you on your video. It took a big set of "onions" to put yourself out there like that. It was quirky and shows you've got potential. I do have several serious criticisms though, which I would be glad to share with you if you're interested. Just send me a private message. I see you've already drawn controversy on this site which is not necessarily a bad thing. In my opinion, what separates those who succeed in this business from those don't is persistence, guts, and a good attitude. There are a lot of talented wannabes out there who will never see the success they feel they deserve, because they lack those attributes. At least you're going for what you want...even if you do look more like a paper lantern than an onion. Best of luck to You.
I read the other comments and frankly I don't give a damn. You wouldn't be the first. FOD is one giant corporate P.R. site in case anyone didn't notice. Do we really think they are promoting & supporting the upcoming comic on the front page?
You are way too good for that dumb Onion cutting board...get a real job with someone like Will Farrell. Ti know you is to love you and I know what I'm talking about even though I never heard of you before.
Dearest Comickazzie, Your tirade is actually funnier than this sketch. Learn to spell and to chill, you will live longer and by the way, it's the truth, paying for PR IS rigging this site. You make nice double posts too...classy! I am not a woman hater; just hate lame, hack comics and the people that stand up for them. At least I am not a foul mouth wanna-be... more >
Dearest Comickazzie, Your tirade is actually funnier than this sketch. Learn to spell and to chill, you will live longer and by the way, it's the truth, paying for PR IS rigging this site. You make nice double posts too...classy! I am not a woman hater; just hate lame, hack comics and the people that stand up for them. At least I am not a foul mouth wanna-be like you. Man or woman... Remember…$500 for 100,000 views by next Friday 8/21/09 of the clip. Also there's a $500 bonus if you can help her get the funny rating above 90% by getting people to vote FUNNY for the clip...getting hopping kids…the clocks are ticking, for the rating and menopause!!! What TV did she do, did she sit on top of one? Yeah both of you are going far!!! Maybe you should Google unemployment office hours. Yes, reality does stinks and all Kamikazes died.
Dear Reality Stinks, who posted that Gisele was talentless and her add for PR was attempt to rig this site. Notthe case at all. Seems your a hater and worse then that an unemployed hater! LOL Now we know why your user name is Rality Stinks-- cuz your reality does stink! You fucking loser.
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can t... more >
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can tell your a male comic who's a hater so run along little boy. Gisele is going to the top, She's already done TV.
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can t... more >
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can tell your a male comic who's a hater so run along little boy. Gisele is going to the top, She's already done TV.
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it was not jankie
Geez, this is good.
You are extremely appealing (despite the hilarious wigs).
"Repulsive." Hilarious.
Karaoke in the onion suit is fucking hysterical.
" ... I'm going to kick your teeth in, Doll!"
Great line.
I want to commend you on your video. It took a big set of "onions" to put yourself out there like that. It was quirky and shows you've got potential. I do have several serious criticisms though, which I would be glad to share with you if you're interested. Just send me a private message. I see you've already drawn controversy on this site which is not nec... more >
I read the other comments and frankly I don't give a damn. You wouldn't be the first. FOD is one giant corporate P.R. site in case anyone didn't notice. Do we really think they are promoting & supporting the upcoming comic on the front page?
You are way too good for that dumb Onion cutting board...get a real job with someone like Will Farrell. Ti know you is to love you and I know what I'm talking about even though I never heard of you before.
Dearest Comickazzie,
Your tirade is actually funnier than this sketch. Learn to spell and to chill, you will live longer and by the way, it's the truth, paying for PR IS rigging this site. You make nice double posts too...classy! I am not a woman hater; just hate lame, hack comics and the people that stand up for them. At least I am not a foul mouth wanna-be... more >
Dear Reality Stinks, who posted that Gisele was talentless and her add for PR was attempt to rig this site. Notthe case at all. Seems your a hater and worse then that an unemployed hater! LOL Now we know why your user name is Rality Stinks-- cuz your reality does stink! You fucking loser.
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can t... more >
she didn't pay for votes you spineless weasel! read the add assshole it says marketing campaign which is P.R dip shit! You should be careful who you slam in this business you never know who will rose first! I don't know what's funnier that you posted this crap or the fact that we all know you have no job and were looking for work in marketing. Everyone can t... more >
Funny.
BTW- is that the dress code at the Onion? Do they allow teh Slap Chop in the breakroom?