Gears of War 3: Careful What You Wish For

Be careful what you wish for with the new Gears of War 3.

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Carlos Ferro

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Kumail Nanjiani

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Erin Gibson

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Funny Or Die

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Seth Morris

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Andrew Astor

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Kat Bardot

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Alex Richanbach

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Josh Salzberg

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Elise Robertson

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Description: Be careful what you wish for with the new Gears of War 3.

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Keywords: gears of war video game playstation xbox games gaming gamer gamers kids playing games voiceover voice mad world halo 3 xbox 360 ps4 disturbed

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