Dimitri the Stud
Apparently this guy met Olga outside of a bar and talked her for a couple minutes. She gave him her business card and said "give me a call". So he did. I don't understand why Olga didn't call back.
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(3:24) Dimitri's follow-up call to Olga.
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you couldn't write that shit if you tried! unfortunately, this guy's authenticity is overshadowed by his horrible, horrible personality. "you should look up passive aggressive disorder"... holy god.
why hes as popular with the girls as hugh heffner! what a douche
This voicemail is none other than "Dimitri The Lover", a seduction guru, physician, and performance artist from Toronto. If you go to http://dimitrithelover.com/TRMannouncement.html you can read the latest newsletter from his anti-metrosexual group, the "Toronto Real Men". Then go to his web site and click on the MEDIA CENTRE and listen to a radio interview ... more >
This douche doesn't get the MESSAGE. His douchebag voicemail ruined his chances. I guess he really couldn't believe she was not interested in him. HAHA! Plus, he sounds like he likes to give orders and assumes shit he doesn't know. Anyway, he made himself sound TOO PERFECT. Probably a psycho...LOL
HAHAHAHAHA… OK OLGA… NO SECOND MESSAGES, OH THIS IS A SECOND MESSAGE… WAANNA PLAY DOCTOR… NO STD’S,
3:00 TOMARROW…. MAYBE YOUR CRAZY… PSSIVE SGRESSIVE.
haha, douche
OFFICIAL WEBSITE – www.dimitrithestud.com – T-SHIRTS FOR SALE
wow wow wow. crazy man.
is this a joke or is it real…
see for yourself: http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/13/5272201-sun.html
This guy is actually a Toronto doctor named James Sears who lost his licence after being convicyed of rape. See the Toronto Sun article on him dated April 13, 2008.
This guy is actually a Toronto doctor named James Sears (there’s an article in the Toronto Sun dated April 13, 2008). He has been convicted of sexual assault and stalking. He has been stripped of his medical licence after the College of Physicians and Surgeons received MANY complaints from female patients about being sexually assaulted by him. What a prince, eh?
This is actually from the 101.5 Jams Loser Line, Its a phone number that the radio station provides to girls to give to boys who suck and want a phone number. Its linked to an answering machine and the radio station then plays the best messages. They dubbed this guy the Biggest Loser in the World.
‘i leave the ball in your court. you call me as soon as you have the courage too’ click
‘here is the way I work’.....total douche
“women approach me six, seven times a day”
WTF? is it wilt chamberlin?
This guy rules
This guy needs to man up and pull his head out of his ass, pompous motherfucker…
Whatta douche faggalo. He’s part of the rare breed, douchus maximus.
how could she not call? he is the complete package, or as the french say “le package totale”.
Dear Olga, Please leave the country before Dimitri kills you and eats your dog.
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