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Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.
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(3:41) He's back... And he's mildly upset. The sequel to Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal Guy.
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Washington D.C. - As President Elect Barack Obama continued to form his administration on Friday, his selections mostly fell in line with the predictions of ...
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