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Man those awkward moments after a one night stand, then your dad walks in...
Published April 10, 2010 1.4k views More Info »
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Published April 10, 2010
INT. JACK’S KITCHEN "ONE NIGHT STAND #4"
Jack4 and Jill4 stand awkwardly in the kitchen.
JILL
Thanks. I needed that.
Jill heads for the door.
JACK
Yeah. I mean you can stick around.
JILL
I thought you wanted me to go.
Jack waves her off.
JACK
How often do I get a beautiful girl
in my apartment.
JILL
Oh c’mon. You’re good looking. They
must be lining up for you.
JACK
Thanks.
Jack’s dad HENRY walks into the kitchen in boxers and a
bathrobe.
HENRY
Morning.
Jack looks horribly embarrassed.
JACK
Hey!
JILL
(shocked) You live with your
dad.
JACK
He lives with me.
Henry pats Jack on the head.
HENRY
Hey sweetie. He’s a good guy.
Jill and Henry share a glance.
JILL
Henry?
Henry, the dad turns around.
HENRY
Yes.
Jill is anxious.
JILL
You remember me right.
It slowly dawns on him.
HENRY
How could I forget?
Jack is repulsed.
JACK
You boned my dad.
JILL
We did a lot more than that.
Jill winks at Henry.
JACK
Oh gross.
JILL
Are you off today?
Henry nods.
HENRY
What can I say we got a type.
Henry walks off with Jill.
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