A new game show that asks contestants if they know just how f’d they are!

Full Credits

Actor: Adam Shankman, Brandon T. Jackson, Bil Dwyer, Allyn Rachel, Jonah Platt, Alen Matters
Director: Andy Bush
Writer: Bryan Safi
Producer: Sean Dacanay
Executive Producer/Concept By: Ben Sheehan
Editor: Kegan Swyers
DP: Matt Sweeney
1st AC: Ray Lee
Camera Op: Jamie Jones
Gaffer: Mike Blevins
Key Grip: Jose Ibarra
Swing: William Hayek
H&MU: Jessica Leigh
Wardrobe: Talia Bakhtar
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
Art Director: Mike Robertson
Set Builder/Graphics: Blaise Smith
Art PA: Kate Staples
Sound: Danny Carpenter (BoTown)
PA: Libby de Leon

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Transcript


> Announcer:
IT'S TIME TO PLAY...
Audience:
HERE'S HOW YOU'RE GETTING (bleep).

> Announcer:
PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST,
MR. BOB MILLER.

> HELLO EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU AND WELCOME
TO HERE'S
HOW YOU'RE GETTING (bleep).
TIME TO MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
FIRST UP IT'S JAMIE.

> I'M A WOMAN.

> TOTALLY (bleep). DARRYL -
WHAT DO YOU HAVE A
CLEVER NICKNAME?

> I'M GAY.

> OOH, HURDLE CITY.

> AND HENRY, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY--

> ACTUALLY IT'S
HENRY JACKSON--

> EASY...

> --SOME OF US ARE EDUCATED--

> AND FINALLY BUN BUN.
(the crowd cheers)

> YOU GUYS READY TO
PLAY THE GAME?
(contestants scream yes)

> Host: THERE WE GO.
ALRIGHT YOU KNOW THE RULES.
JAMIE YOU'RE UP FIRST.
TOP FIVE ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
YOU GOT 15 SECONDS.
JAMIE, TELL US HOW
YOU'RE GETTING (bleep).

> OH GOD... UH, UH...
YOGURT, SPANX... UM, UM...
OH, OH... I GOT IT.
BIRTH CONTROL, PRIVATE
COMPANIES WHO REFUSE TO
COVER BIRTH CONTROL FOR
FEMALE EMPLOYEES IF IT
VIOLATES THEIR
RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
(ding)

> TIME, LET'S TAKE A
LOOK AT THE BOARD.
(ding, ding)

> BINGO, YOU GOT IT RIGHT JAMIE.
NUMBER 2 ANSWER WAS YOGURT,
AND THE NUMBER 3 ANSWER IS SPANX.
CONGRATULATIONS. HEY FUN
FACT EVERYBODY - DID YOU KNOW
COMPANIES ARE PEOPLE TOO?

> ARE ANY OF THEM SINGLE?

> JUST LIKE A WOMAN
(the audience laughs)

> ALRIGHT DARRYL, READY
TO PLAY THE GAME?

> WOO...

> ALRIGHT, THE TOP ANSWERS ARE
ON THE BOARD. YOU GOT 15 SECONDS.
DARRYL, TELL US HOW
YOU'RE GETTING (bleep).
(ding)

> TOO MANY HATERS.
(wrong buzzer goes off)

> BE MORE SPECIFIC PLEASE.

> I CAN'T EVEN GET
MARRIED IN 27 STATES--

> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING (bleep).
(audience laughs)

> --BUT I CAN GET FIRED FOR
BEING GAY, AND EVEN IF
MY BOSS THINKS I'M GAY.
(ding)

> TIME. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE BOARD. DARRYL ALL
THOSE THINGS ARE TRUE, BUT THE NUMBER OF STATES BANNING
GAY MARRIAGE IS ACTUALLY 29 NOT 27.

> (sigh) YOU'RE COUNTING
THE DAKOTAS.

> BOTH EAST AND WEST.
AND THE NUMBER 2 ANSWER,
HEARING FROM EVERYBODY
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE FEMALE
IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

> I HATE THAT QUESTION.

> OF COURSE YOU DO.
(sound of a buzzer)

> I'D LIKE TO PLAY. MY ANSWER
IS TOO MANY TYPES OF PIZZAS.
(wrong buzzer goes off)

> WE ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE
A BOARD FOR YOU BRO.

> TAKE IT EASY--
(he coughs several times)

> ALRIGHT, HENRY TOP 100
HUNDRED ANSWERS ARE ON THE
BOARD. 15 SECONDS. HENRY, TELL
US HOW YOU'RE GETTING (bleep).

> NOW THAT I'M FINALLY
ABLE TO SPEAK, UM--

> OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S
ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
TODAY. AND THE WINNER OF
HERE'S HOW YOU'RE GETTING
(bleep) IS THIS IMMIGRANT
GUY WHO'S A DOCTOR IN HIS
HOME COUNTRY, AND NOW
IS A UBER DRIVER. HE TOLD ME
HIS NAME - I COULDN'T
PRONOUNCE IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY.
(audience applauds)
(audience is still applauding)
(mysterious atmospheric music plays)

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