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Soy Crank

Do you have trouble reconciling your healthy lifestyle with your rampaging drug use? Well worry no more. Because now, there’s new Soy Crank.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody Real Life

Keywords: healthy lifestyle Drew Allen Matt Powers iheychu soy crank Doug Hurley daniel maddox rampaging drug use yoga crackpipe

Credits: Hurley
Maddox
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Special Thanks to Drew Allen & Matt Powers
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sonnyboo

sonnyboo

great…. healthy smack

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

pretendpants

I am not a health freak, but if it has any nutritional value I’ll try it….funny clip. Fuck soy.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

JoAnneWare

JoAnneWare

What? “I am crank”? Bob Dylan? What?

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

corinne19

corinne19

haha i loved this- a great rip at those annoying health freaks.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

Iceman007

Iceman007

That’s Fucked Up….This shit kills people…

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

kbeeson

kbeeson

exactly. instead of trying to entirely elminate all drugs, all we need to do is modify them so they are entirely healthy! haha. awesome.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

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