After being stabbed in the abs by his front desk bitch, Jonathan regains his strength to recap Season 5 of 'Game of Thrones.'
- April 09, 2015
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Gay of Thrones
Series
Jonathan Van Ness
Actor
Erin Gibson
Writer/Actor
Jackie Michele Johnson
Actor
Jonny Mais
Writer
mattmazany
Writer/Director/Producer
Mark Rennie
Writer
Ian Skalski
Director/Editor
Funny Or Die
Uploader
Matt Sweeney
Gaffer
Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Makeup
keganswyers
Sound Mix/VFXFEATURING: Jonathan Van Ness, Erin Gibson, Jackie Johnson
WRITERS: Erin Gibson, Matt Mazany, Mark Rennie, Jonny Mais
DIRECTED BY: Matt Mazany & Ian Skalski
EDITED BY: Ian Skalski
SOUND: Ryan Kaiser
MAKEUP: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Ashley Swanson
GAFFER: Matt Sweeney
SOUND MIX AND VFX: Kegan Swyers
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> I actually like my hair right now. I just would like a bang trim please.
> Mm-hmm, yes Hunty, you need these cut, uh-huh.
Did you see Bones last night?
> No.
When's Jonathan coming back?
> Bitch please, that bitch gone.
> So on Bones last night, Angel 2.0, he be dragging his butt all over town
looking for Ol' Deshcanel, and he find her...
You know what they found?
Bones.
> Come back Jonathan.
Come back Jonathan.
Come back Jonathan.
We need you.
I can't remember all the character's names without you.
Jonathan we need...
Come back Jonathan.
> I got you girl.
(dance music starts up)
Stumblelumbagas.
No, no...
Banister.
No. Cats ass?
Hand.
Don't show up...I can't even...what's happened to this coco-fuckin'-nut.
Ass-ca...
Cats Asshole.
No, what is it Jonathan? You got this.
Brother D.
God!
How am I going to get this back?
(inaudible)
(beastly growls are heard)
> Thanks dragon!
Christina Aguilera.
Baby Kristen Stewart.
Blond Cher.
Munch-munch.
Your name is Munch-munch.
Your name is Munch-munch.
Girl, you got a hot date with Wilson tonight, so I've got to get you looking better.
What do you mean you don't watch Game of Thrones?
Then you had Munch-munch straight up killed his dad, because he was a total ass hole.
Wait, you couldn't possibly watch Game of Thrones. You're just a coconut girl.
Winter is coming, and so am I.
> And the circus master is like, "You're looking for Bones?", and they were like,
"Mm-hmm."
And you never guess who they find, it was...
> Jonathan.
Girl, can you trim my French?
(Jonathan): Where are my dragons?