Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart bid a fond farewell to New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter
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> HEY, I'M HERE TO CHEER
UP THE CAPTAIN
DEREK JETER. NOW JEET',
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET
A LOT OF LOVE THIS SEASON,
BUT I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED
AS A PRETTY
GOOD PLAYER. YOU WERE
GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.

> DEREK JETER!
(claps mimic a sports stadium chant)
DEREK JETER!
(claps in rhythm)

> THIS IS BIG. YOU DON'T GET BIGGER
THAN THIS - MAN YOUR
CAREER WAS AMAZING.
NEVER GOING TO BE
ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT.
YOU WENT OUT WITH TWO
BANGS. BANG-BANG!
BECAUSE YOU'RE NUMBER TWO.
LIL' PLAY ON WORDS.
I DO STUFF LIKE THAT.

> DEREK JETER!
(claps in rhythm)
DEREK JETER!
(claps in rhythm)

> HEY, HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY.
HEARD THAT WAS
A BIG ONE FOR YOU, AND YOU
BLEW OUT ALL THE CANDLES.
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE TO ME,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF AIR,
BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
HEY MAN, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
CONGRATULATIONS
ON GETTING TO THE
CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR.
GO YANKEES!
THEY'RE NOT IN THE WHAT?

> I JUST WANT TO SAY
DEREK JETER IS THE
GREATEST YANKEE TO
EVER LIVE. OF ALL THE YANKEES
THAT HAVE LIVED,
HE'S BETTER THAN THEM.

> IF I SAW YOU, ON
THE STREET, OR IN AN AIRPORT,
OR EVEN IN FRONT OF
YOUR HOUSE, GUESS WHAT
I WOULD SAY TO
YOU DEREK JETER?
I LOVE YOU.

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