Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party
Be a part of Windows history by hosting your own Windows 7 torrenting party.
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Starring Nico Tatarowicz, Nadia Kamil, Daniel Lawrence-Taylor, Mike Wozniak, Daniel Maier and Dilys Twiggs
Directed by Al Campbell
Written by The Dawson Bros
Starring Nico Tatarowicz, Nadia Kamil, Daniel Lawrence-Taylor, Mike Wozniak, Daniel Maier and Dilys Twiggs
Directed by Al Campbell
Written by The Dawson Bros
Added over 3 years ago
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Be a part of Windows history by hosting your own Windows 7 torrenting party.
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<v Nadia Kamil> Hey! Welcome to the party! The four of us, along with hosts worldwide and you, are going to celebrate the launch of Windows 7. By illegally downloading it on the twenty-second of October, two thousand and nine.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> Yeah! It's gonna be bigger and better than our last party where we, uh, pirated Photoshop CS5.
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[Laughing]
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<v Dilys Twiggs> You bet!
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<v Nadia Kamil> And so, we thought we'd share a few tips with you on how to make your torrenting parties more fun.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> Of course, the first thing you need to do is to go to your favorite torrent site.
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<v Nadia Kamil> Mm-hmm.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> You know? Like Mininova.
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> Or Torrentreactor.
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<v Dilys Twiggs> Isohunt.
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<v Nadia Kamil> These are all good, or even Torrentspy.
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> Or, actually, Torrentspy closed down last year.
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[Everyone groans]
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<v Nadia Kamil> Such a shame!
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> Yeah. What I like to do is enable encryption in UTorrent so my ISP doesn't limit my download speed.
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<v Dilys Twiggs> That way, you won't get arrested.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
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[Everyone Laughs]
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> In the days leading up to your Windows 7 torrenting party, why not increase your share ratio by downloading and sharing as much illegal content as possible.
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<v Nadia Kamil> Mm-hmm.
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> Doing this will ensure you get the fastest download speed.
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<v Dilys Twiggs> I've been seeding an unfinished Radiohead album.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> I've been watching Avatar.
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<v Dilys Twiggs> Ah.
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> The effects aren't finished, and it's in Spanish!
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<v Nadia Kamil> Well, these are great, guys! Torrenting can be so much fun!
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[Everyone Laughing]
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<v Mike Wozniak> Oh, my head. Can you guys keep it down?
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<v Daniel Lawrence-Taylor> Oh, hey Mike! We wondered where you got to.
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<v Mike Wozniak> Look! I found a tiny chair. [Laughs]
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> Ignore him. He's just out of his mind on our, uh, Windows 7 torrenting party space cakes.
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[Everyone Oh's]
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<v Mike Wozniak> Guys, check out all the food you made! Mm! I wished we could torrent Windows 7 every day!
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[Everyone Laughs]
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<v Nico Tatarowicz> You know, we can. It's free.
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<v Nadia Kamil> With your Windows 7 torrenting party, you are gonna have a blast. So, all that's left to do is kick back, wait for Windows 7 to download...
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<v Daniel Maier> What the f**k are you doing in my kitchen?!
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<v Daniel Maier> How the f**k did you get in?!
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<v Mike Wozniak> Leg it!
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<v Daniel Maier> How the f**k did you get in?!
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