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In a recent L.A. table read at UCB Theatre, DeAndre Jordan showcased his spot-on impression of Charles Barkley.
Published April 16, 2014 100k views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits:
With
Jensen Karp
Sean O'Connor
Shelby Fero
Melissa Stetten
Brandon Johnson
Noah Garfinkel
Jerrod Carmichael
Ralph Garman
Ben Schwartz
Nick Kroll
Danielle Fishel
Paul Scheer
Seth Green
DeAndre Jordan
Blake Griffin
Producers -
Ally Hord
Jensen Karp
Sean O'Connor
Editor -
Matt Sweeney
Cameras -
Matt Sweeney
Nate Cornett
Ray Lee
Sound -
Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
Poster Design -
Nate Maggio
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Published April 16, 2014

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(NARRATION): WE'RE OUT SIDE OF A
SCHOOL YARD. DAYTIME.

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A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS PLAYING
BASKETBALL LOOK UP IN AWE AT THE

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SIGHT OF CHARLES BARKLEY APPROACHING.

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CAN I PLAY WITH YA'LL?

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(LAUGHTER)

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(NARRATION): ALL THE FANS AND PLAYERS
STARE AT CHARLES AS

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THE COACH COMES ON TO THE FLOOR,
AND LEADS HIM TOWARDS THE BENCH.

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YOU NEED A REST. I'VE BEEN
PLAYING YOU TOO MANY MINUTES.

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I KNOW POP...

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(LAUGHTER)

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(NARRATION): AS BARKLEY REACHES
THE SIDELINE AS SOME PLAYER

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TRIES TO HIGH FIVES HIM. BARKLEY
HIGH FIVES HIM BACK, BUT MISSES,

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AND HITS HIM IN THE FACE.

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(LAUGHTER)

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AH MAN, I'M SORRY.

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(LAUGHTER)

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YOU OKAY? MY HAND SLIPPED.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(NARRATION): WE'RE INSIDE OF A CHURCH. DAYTIME. CHARLES BARKLEY

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NEALS IN FRONT OF A PEW AT
THE BACK OF AN EMPTY CHURCH.

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I KNOW MY TALENT IS A GIFT
FROM YOU LORD, AND YOU

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CAN TAKE IT BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT.

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(LAUGHTER)

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BUT IF YOU JUST LET ME HAVE IT BACK
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SWEAR

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AGAIN. I'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER
TECHNICAL. I'LL NEVER TALK TRASH.

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I'LL NEVER GO OUT
WITH MADONNA AGAIN, OK.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(NARRATION): JOHNSON PASSES TO BRADLEY,
AND DUMPS IT AROUND

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TO EWING WHO FLINGS IT TO
BARKLEY. NOW THEY'RE SMILING

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AND DRIBBLING. BARKELY FINISHES
WITH A MONSTER JAM.

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I CAN JAM.

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(LAUGHTER)

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I CAN JAM. THANK GOD,
I CAN JAM AGAIN.

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(LAUGHTER).

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