Episode 11: Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded.
- October 12, 2010
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Bruce Willis
Actor
Zach Galifianakis
Actor
Between Two Ferns
Series
Scott Aukerman
Director
Cha-Ching Pictures
Editor
Comedy Deathray
Producer
Funny Or Die
Executive Producer
BoTown Sound
Sound
BJPorter
Producer
Christin Trogan
Producer
Hall of Fame
ChannelStarring Zach Galifianakis and Bruce Willis
Directed by Scott Aukerman
Edited by Caleb Emerson & Daniel Strange
Produced by Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter
Crew: Brian Lane, Kevin Stewart, Dave Jones, Bo Sundberg, Sara Irving
Wardrobe: Stylist: Janicza Bravo
Wardrobe for Mr. Galifianakis: sports coat courtesy of Perry Ellis, top courtesy of Alternative Apparel, and pants courtesy of Dockers
Special Thanks: Lauren Palmigiano and Christin Trogan
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October 12, 2010
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Zach Galifianakis: Bruce, you can't smoke in here.
Zach Galifianakis: You can't smoke in here.
Give me this.
Zach Galifianakis: You can't smoke.
Zach Galifianakis: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: Hello. Welcome to another
edition of Between Two Ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: My name is Zach Galifianakis,
Zach Galifianakis: and my guest today is Bruce
Willis, movie star and harmonicist.
Zach Galifianakis: What was that? A wasp?
Zach Galifianakis: Are there wasps in here?
Sorry.
Zach Galifianakis: So, how many children do you have?
- Bruce: Three.
- Zach: Three.
Zach Galifianakis: Which is your favorite? Ashton?
Zach Galifianakis: Do you get his tweets?
Zach Galifianakis: Like, do you call him and go,
Zach Galifianakis: "Hey, I got your tweets!
Pretty good tweeting today."
Zach Galifianakis: When you were making The Whole
Ten Yards, were you ever worried
Zach Galifianakis: that it would be too good?
Zach Galifianakis: I'll just keep moving.
Zach Galifianakis: Did you know that some actors
turn down roles?
Zach Galifianakis: Any plans to reboot the Grumpy Old Men
Franchise?
Zach Galifianakis: Bruce, I'm going to need you to
loosen up a little bit.
Zach Galifianakis: This is hard for me. I'm
intimidated and you don't
Zach Galifianakis: seem to be answering the questions.
Bruce Willis: Have we started? We're not doing
any of it now, right?
Zach Galifianakis: No, no, no. We've been doing it
for about four minutes.
(inaudible)
Zach Galifianakis: What you talking about, Willis?
Zach Galifianakis: You ever heard that before?
Bruce Willis: No. It's a little easy, I gotta tell ya.
Zach Galifianakis: Look who's talking.
Zach Galifianakis: Oh yeah.
Zach Galifianakis: Product placement.
Under the armpits?
Zach Galifianakis: Sorry.
Zach Galifianakis: Let's talk about, where do
you keep your Oscar, your Oscar trophy?
Zach Galifianakis: I mean, your Blockbuster
Entertainment Award.
Zach Galifianakis: Where do you keep that?
Bruce Willis: It's a great award. I look at it
every day and it reminds me of
Bruce Willis: what used to be. How much fun it used to be?
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah, those were the good old
days. Like, the late...
Bruce Willis: The Eighties. Eighties man, you could get away with anything.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah.
Bruce Willis: Women were much cleaner. Much cleaner then.
Bruce Willis: Patent leather shoes and women's toenails, clicking on the
Bruce Willis: pavement, as you go by Anthropology, and you're going to
Bruce Willis: buy some candles, and just all of a sudden you're going, I can't get
Bruce Willis: the candles today Brendanna.
Zach Galifianakis: Bruce, what's wrong? I mean--
Bruce Willis: You'll see. It's all parties.
Getting blown up and down
Bruce Willis: Hollywood Boulevard, my friend,
and then the phone stops ringing, okay.
Bruce Willis: You're going to get to that
fucking point and you're going to go
Bruce Willis: now I get it. Now, I understand.
Then, you're sitting in a room
Bruce Willis: and it's just you and
all your cousins.
(crackling noise is heard)
Zach Galifianakis: What? Is that a wasp?
Bruce Willis: Don't move.
Zach Galifianakis: Where are you going?
Is that a wasp? Is that a wasp?
Zach Galifianakis: Ashton should tweet this.
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