Fuck eggnog and fat ass Santa, dis Christmas is a Diss-mas.
Published December 18, 2014 180k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer/Performer: Fabolous
Writer: Nicol Paone
Director: Andy Bush
Executive Producer: Ben Sheehan
Producer: Eleanor Winkler
Co-Producers: Jeff Kleinman and Jordan Halpern
DOP: Aaron Ulrich
B Cam Op: Ricky Fosheim
Gaffer: David Cronin
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
PD: Ashley Swanson
Art Director: Dylan Neal
PAs: Arbel Kodesh and Kevin Turner
Editor: Ian Skalski
Graphics: Michael Burke
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
Music Producer: Jordan Halpern
Vocal Producer: Ben Sheehan
Add'l Production/Track Mixer: Jamie Hill
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Published: December 18, 2014

(music plays)

> YEAH. SO MY SON SAT ME, AND SAID, "HEY DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?". I SAID, FUCK CHRISTMAS.
(he raps)

> Tis the season
To keep it real
And tell these muh-fuckers how ya feel
Put your fucking hands in the air
If you like me and hate this time of year
I don't fuck with Christmas
Don't send no gift list
I buy one for wifey
Buy one for my mistress
That's it
Merry Christmas
This my diss-mas
I don't fuck
with Christmas
Don't send no gift list
I buy one for wifey
Buy one for my mistress
That's it
Merry Christmas
Yeah
This my diss-mas
Let me catch Santa creepin' thru my momma's house
Eating cookies and milk, and fartin' on the couch
Imma kick his ass and tell him gimme all the goods
How the fuck you get in
Ain't no chimney's in the hood
Elves go fuck yourselves
I don't like ya'll neither
Santa's lil' homies can't come around neither
Hey you old fat man in a sleigh
How the fuck you make it around the world in a day
How the hell you know who been naughty or nice
When I was a kid Santa skipped my house twice
So you owe me
Yeah bitch you owe me
So now I want a rollie
I don't fuck with Christmas
Don't send no gift list
I buy one for wifey
Buy one for my mistress
That's it
Merry Christmas
This my diss-mas
I don't fuck with Christmas
Don't send no gift list
I buy one for wifey
Buy one for my mistress
That's it
Merry Christmas
Fuck Prancer
Fuck Vixen
Fuck Prancer
Fuck Vixen
I want a video
Ho Ho Ho
I want a video
Ho Ho Ho
Fuck Prancer
Fuck Vixen
Fuck Prancer
Fuck Vixen
I want a video
Ho Ho Ho
I want a video
Ho Ho Ho
(music ends)

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