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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: 5 News Jessica St. Clair Bob Wiltfong Chad Carter Julie Brister Jackie Clarke Jason Mantzoukas news local parody action comedy improv UCB Daily Show sarian wiltfong St Clair mantzoukas brister

Credits: Mark Sarian, Jessica St. Clair, Bob Wiltfong, Chad Carter, Julie Brister, Jackie Clarke, Jason Mantzoukas, and Doug Moe.

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mershlax21

mershlax21

hahahahahahaha

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joepettis

joepettis

i wish the news was that interesting

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nick_8

nick_8

u can never paridy cheesy news to death! wish this was a series of promos, u can build up on the hot blonde / terrorist for justice thing, and have the anchorman actually talk

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jessicarose

i just love him so hard

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mcogbdog

mcogbdog

pretty much what we already get

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pythons

pythons

Pretty funny, but I think the news has been parodied enough hasn't it?

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GreekSteve

GreekSteve

Who needs choices? Obviously Action 5 has it, From weather to terrorism, it's covered.

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straightcop

excellent video!!!

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vleon1012

vleon1012

Damn that was funny. "I am a terrorist for justice!!"

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almostdunn6161

"tony is shrinking" -- had me busting up. what a great video.

--mike

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