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Episode 9: Zach sits down with Steve Carell from "The Office" and they quite possibly discuss "Dinner for Schmucks".
Published July 27, 2010 15m views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring: Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell Directed by: BJ Porter Produced by: Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter Edited by: Mordecai Druitt Director of Photography: Brian Murray B-camera: Nick Moo Special Thanks: Christin Trogan, Mike Farah, and Matt LaBov

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- HELLO. WELCOME TO, UH, ANOTHER

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EDITION OF, UH, "BETWEEN TWO FERNS".

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I'M YOUR HOST ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, AND

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I'M VERY PLEASED TO HAVE ONE OF MY

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FAVORITE ACTORS, STEVE CARELL.

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- YEAH, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

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YOU KNOW, I HEAR THE CAMERA

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ADDS TEN POUNDS.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE EATEN FIVE CAMERAS.

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HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

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- UH, I REALLY LOVE "THE OFFICE" AND I

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THINK THAT YOU DID SUCH A GREAT

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- AND YOU LOVE RICKY GERVAIS.
- UH.

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I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

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- I'VE WATCHED YOUR SHOW. I KNOW WHAT

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YOU DO. 'OH, I GOT

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YOU CONFUSED. I GOT YOU CONFUSED WITH

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THE GOOD ONE.'

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RIGHT? 'OH NO, I DIDN'T MEAN YOUR

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"OFFICE", I MEANT THE

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GOOD ONE.' AND, SCENE.

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- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, STEVE, I'M NOT

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HERE TO-

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I'M NOT GOING TO DO THE INSULTS LIKE I

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USUALLY DO.
- OH, OKAY.

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- I'M NOT GOING TO SAY YOUR

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CHARACTER ON "DESPICABLE ME",

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I HEAR THAT THEY WERE GOING TO

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BASE THE NOSE OF THE CHARACTER ON YOUR

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NOSE AND DECIDED

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TO GO FOR SOMETHING LESS CARTOONISH.

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- OKAY.

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- I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. LET'S

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JUST DO A STRAIGHT INTERVIEW.

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- A STRAIGHT INTERVIEW. OKAY. YEAH,

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I'M DOWN WITH THAT.

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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

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- WHAT IS THE THING THAT YOU'RE MOST

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PROUD OF IN YOUR CAREER?

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- OH, "EVAN ALMIGHTY", OF COURSE.

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- THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.

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- THAT'S ONE I'M MOST PROUD OF.

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- THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.

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- FUCK YOU, FATTY!

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- STEVE! I'VE NOT-

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- JUST LEAD ME RIGHT IN TO THAT, AND

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SMACK ME ACROSS THE FACE.

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- IT'S A GREAT MOVIE!

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- OKAY.

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- REGARDLESS OF ALL THAT, LIKE IT LOST

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A LOT OF MONEY

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AND ALL THAT STUFF. NO ONE SAW IT AND

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THE BUDGET WAS WAY

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OVER, AND NO ONE WAS INTERESTED IN

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SEEING IT. IT'S A GREAT MOVIE.

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- I ACTUALLY BROUGHT A FEW THINGS I'D

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LIKE TO SAY TO YOU.

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"G-FORCE"? MORE LIKE, "G-HE'S FAT!"

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THE ONLY FRENCH WORD YOU

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KNOW IS BUFFET.

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- THAT'S NOT TRUE. I KNOW THE WORD,

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UH, CROISSANT.

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- I HEARD YOUR LAST NAME USED TO BE

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EVEN LONGER, BUT YOU

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ATE ALL THE OTHER LETTERS OF THE

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ALPHABET. ZACH, YOU LOOK

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LIKE A HOMELESS GUY WHO'S BEEN TO A

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SOUP KITCHEN THAT

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SPECIALIZES IN ICE CREAM SOUP.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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- UH, I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD AIR

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THIS ONE.

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- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

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- I MEAN, I DO STRUGGLE WITH-WITH THE

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WEIGHT THING.

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- OKAY, I'M-

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- IT'S TOUGH IN HOLLYWOOD! THEY EITHER

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WANT YOU TO

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STAY OVERWEIGHT OR THEY WANT YOU TO

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LOSE A BUNCH OF WEIGHT.

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- YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU'RE RIGHT!

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- I'M IN KIND OF IN A LITTLE BIT OF A CAREER WHERE I

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HAD TO CHOOSE TO STAY IN MY WEIGHT AND

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IT MIGHT BE UNHEALTHY.

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- OKAY, WELL.

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- I'M JUST LIKE--I DON'T KNOW MAN,

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YOU JUST SEEM SO LUCKY. YOU-NO ONE

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EVER MAKES FUN OF THE GREAT STEVE

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CARELL. EVERYBODY JUST LOVES YOU, AND-

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- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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- WELL, IT IS TRUE.

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- WELL, YOU-- THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS

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TO MAKE FUN OF.

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- LIKE WHAT?

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- UM, I'M ITALIAN. CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF THAT?

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- IS CARELL NOT YOUR LAST NAME?

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- NOT ORIGINALLY.

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- WHAT IS IT? PINOCCHIO?

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- OKAY. OKAY.

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- LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH AND

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SOMEONE YELLS, "SHARK! SHARK!" AND

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THEN THEY JUST REALIZE THAT IT'S STEVE

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CARELL DOING THE BACK STROKE?

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- WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH AND YOU SWIM

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OUT PAST THE BUOYS DO PEOPLE THINK

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THAT THERE'S AN ISLAND THERE?

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- I'M NOT THAT FAT, MAN!

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- YOU ARE PRETTY FAT.

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- NO, I'M NOT THAT FAT!

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- YOU'RE PRETTY FAT.

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- IF YOU WERE TO DO MY LIKE MY

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PERCENTAGE OF BODY FAT VERSUS YOUR

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PERCENTAGE OF HOW MUCH YOUR NOSE

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WEIGHS, I GUARANTEE THAT YOUR NOSE,

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PER CAPITA, WEIGHS MORE THAN WHAT I WOULD.

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- ALL RIGHT. FUCK YOU, FATSO

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- POINT IS, IS THAT I'M NOT THAT FAT. OKAY?

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- OKAY.

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- I'M NOT THAT FAT.

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