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Episode 9: Zach sits down with from "The Office" and they quite possibly discuss "Dinner for Schmucks".
Published July 27, 2010 16m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell Directed by: BJ Porter Produced by: Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter Edited by: Mordecai Druitt Director of Photography: Brian Murray B-camera: Nick Moo Special Thanks: Christin Trogan, Mike Farah, and Matt LaBov

Zach Galifianakis: Hello. Welcome to, uh, another
Zach Galifianakis: edition of, uh, "Between Two Ferns".
Zach Galifianakis: I'm your host Zach Galifianakis, and
Zach Galifianakis: I'm very pleased to have one of my
Zach Galifianakis: favorite actors, Steve Carell.
Steve Carell: Yeah, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Steve Carell: You know, I hear the camera
Steve Carell: adds ten pounds.
Steve Carell: Looks like you've eaten five cameras.
Steve Carell: Here we go. Here we go.
Zach Galifianakis: Uh, I really love
"The Office" and I
Zach Galifianakis: think that you did such a great,
- Steve: and you love Ricky Gervais.
- Zach: Uh.
Steve Carell: I see where you're going.
Steve Carell: I've watched your show. I know what
Steve Carell: you do. 'Oh, I got
Steve Carell: you confused. I got you confused with
Steve Carell: the good one.'
Steve Carell: Right? 'Oh no, I didn't mean your
Steve Carell: "Office", I meant the
Steve Carell: good one.' and, scene.
Zach Galifianakis: All right, listen, Steve, I'm not here to--
Zach Galifianakis: I'm not going to do the insults like I
- Zach: usually do.
- Steve: Oh, okay.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm not going to say your
Zach Galifianakis: character on "Despicable Me",
Zach Galifianakis: I hear that they were going to
Zach Galifianakis: base the nose of the character on your
Zach Galifianakis: nose and decided
Zach Galifianakis: to go for something less cartoonish.
Steve: Okay. - Zach: I'm not going to say that.
Zach Galifianakis: Let's just do a straight interview.
Steve Carell: A straight interview. Okay. Yeah,
Steve Carell: I'm down with that.
Steve Carell: That sounds great.
Zach Galifianakis: What is the thing that you're most
Zach Galifianakis: proud of in your career?
Steve Carell: Oh, "Evan Almighty", of course.
Zach Galifianakis: That's a good movie.
Steve Carell: That's one I'm most proud of.
Zach Galifianakis: That's a good movie.
Steve Carell: Fuck you, fatty!
Zach Galifianakis: Steve! I've not-
Steve Carell: Just lead me right in to that, and
Steve Carell: smack me across the face.
Zach Galifianakis: It's a great movie!
Steve Carell: Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: Regardless of all that, like it lost
Zach Galifianakis: a lot of money
Zach Galifianakis: and all that stuff. No one saw it and
Zach Galifianakis: the budget was way
Zach Galifianakis: over, and no one was interested in
Zach Galifianakis: seeing it. It's a great movie.
Steve Carell: I actually brought a few things I'd
Steve Carell: like to say to you.
Steve Carell: "G-Force"? more like, "G-he's fat!"
Steve Carell: The only French word you
Steve Carell: know is buffet.
Zach Galifianakis: That's not true. I know the word,
Zach Galifianakis: uh, croissant.
Steve Carell: I heard your last name used to be
Steve Carell: even longer, but you
Steve Carell: ate all the other letters of the
Steve Carell: alphabet. Zach, you look
Steve Carell: like a homeless guy who's been to a
Steve Carell: soup kitchen that
Steve Carell: specializes in ice cream soup.
Zach Galifianakis: What are you doing?
Zach Galifianakis: Uh, I don't know if we should air
Zach Galifianakis: this one.
Steve Carell: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Zach Galifianakis: I mean, I do struggle with-with the
Zach Galifianakis: weight thing.
Steve Carell: Okay, I'm-
Zach Galifianakis: It's tough in Hollywood! They either
Zach Galifianakis: want you to
Zach Galifianakis: stay overweight, or they want you to
Zach Galifianakis: lose a bunch of weight.
Steve Carell: You're right! You're right!
Zach Galifianakis: I'm in kind of in a little bit of a
career where I
Zach Galifianakis: had to choose to stay in my weight and
Zach Galifianakis: it might be unhealthy.
Steve Carell: Okay, well.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm just like-- I don't know man,
Zach Galifianakis: you just seem so lucky. You-no one
Zach Galifianakis: ever makes fun of the great Steve
Zach Galifianakis: Carell. Everybody just loves you, and-
Steve Carell: That's not true.
Zach Galifianakis: Well, it is true.
Steve Carell: Well, you-- there's lots of things
Steve Carell: to make fun of.
Zach Galifianakis: Like what?
Steve Carell: Um, I'm Italian. Can you make fun of that?
Zach Galifianakis: Is Carell not your last name?
Steve Carell: Not originally.
Zach Galifianakis: What is it? Pinocchio?
Steve Carell: Okay. Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: Like when you go to the beach and
Zach Galifianakis: someone yells, "Shark! Shark!" and
Zach Galifianakis: then they just realize that it's Steve
Zach Galifianakis: Carell doing the back stroke?
Steve Carell: When you go to the beach and you swim
Steve Carell: out past the buoys do people think
Steve Carell: that there's an island there?
Zach Galifianakis: I'm not that fat, man!
Steve Carell: You are pretty fat.
Zach Galifianakis: No, I'm not that fat!
Steve Carell: You're pretty fat.
Zach Galifianakis: If you were to do my like my
Zach Galifianakis: percentage of body fat versus your
Zach Galifianakis: percentage of how much your nose
Zach Galifianakis: weighs, I guarantee that your nose,
Zach Galifianakis: per capita, weighs more than what I would.
Steve Carell: All right. fuck you, fatso.
Zach Galifianakis: Point is, is that I'm not that fat. Okay?
Steve Carell: Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm not that fat.

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